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Reddit: *looks at Discord, who is wearing cat ears and a tail* Dude, you're literally wearing cat ears and a tail. Just admit that you're a furry.
Discord: I'm not a furry! I just like wearing these.
Twitter, walking by: Probably because you're a wimp and bottom for Reddit.
Discord, blushing: Shut up!
Reddit: Say one more word about my lover and I'm gonna fight you!
Twitter: COME AT ME BRO!
Reddit: THE HELL I WILL! *charges at Twitter*
*They start fighting (not very) epically*
FaceBook: Oh goodness gracious! *covers eyes dramatically* Somebody make them stop!
Wattpad and AO3: *hiding in some bush and spying on Twitter and Reddit fighting*
Wattpad, to AO3: Write that down! Write that down!
AO3: *writing things about the fight down aggressively* I am!
Instagram and YouTube: *just sitting somewhere in the distance*
Instagram: Don't worry YouTube, I'll definitely choose you on my team!
YouTube, hugging Instagram: Aww thank you girly!
Instagram: You're welcome!
*Back at the fight*
TikTok: Please! Stop fighting!
Pinterest: She's right you know. This is pointless!
Twitter: You guys are pointless! Especially TikTok with her quirky ass!
TikTok: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU CRUSTY DUSTY-
Smule: EVERYONE GET OVER HERE!
Everyone: *gets over to Smule and Tinder*
Twitter: *gives both TikTok and Reddit death glares*
Smule: You guys are-
Tinder: You guys are gonna make the teams now!
Smule: I wanted to say that.
Tinder: Well, now you can't. :)
Smule: I will punish you... Anyways go to your platforms! :D
TikTok and Instagram: *go to their platforms, with TikTok's platform being colored dark purple and Instagram's platform being bright pink*
Smule: TikTok, you choose first.
Instagram: How come she gets to choose first? I'm the fabulous one here, TikTok's just- *looks at TikTok, who is doing a little dance on her platform* quirky and dumb!
WhatsApp: Easy there Insta, people won't like you if you act like this.
Instagram: SHUT UP!
TikTok: Uhm... *looks at everyone* Pinterest! You can be my ally!
Pinterest, walking to TikTok's platform: Aww, thanks for picking me!
Twitter: Y'all better stop making BFDI references.
Instagram: YouTube, come here girly!
YouTube: Aw yeah girlfriend! *runs up to Instagram's platform and hugs her*
Wattpad: Gay. :>
AO3: Very gay. :> Just like Smule and Tin-
TikTok: Uhm...
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Battle For Best App
HumorWhich social media app is the best? In this amazing object show you'll figure that out! THIS SHOW IS ENTIRELY SATIRE AND WILL NOT BE AS GOOD AS MY OTHER STORIES! IT'S JUST MADE FOR FUN!
