The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

this entire thing is a joke btw here's the movie

THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY

ENTER THE MORBIUS-VERSE | ONLY IN THEATERS APRIL 1ST

Starring Joe Biden, Zendaya, and BTS.

Script by Montero Lamar Hill

Costume Designer James Charles

Executive Producer Elon Musk

Catering Provided by Amy Bouzaglo.

Animation by random freshmen in college.

Music and Score by Montero Lamar Hill.

Location scouter Trisha Paytas

Budget manager Mr.Beast.

Advertising managed by Jake and Logan Paul.

Sponsored by Dora the Explorer.

(actually made in discord dms by me and friend ezra lol with earlier prompts by balooga the otter in a discord server enjoyyyyy)

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it starts off with peppa pig's ancestor in the Walmart hurricane and earthquake

Then it cuts to modern day Biden walking out of the hospital dr morbius works out

He says "it's morbin time" and then teleports to Juliet as she begins to drink the baby formula. She says her only line before becoming a baby. Biden runs away with Juliet the baby and turns into the hulk when he sees Izuku talking to peppa pig.

it cuts to the teenage mutant ninja turtles teaming with Alvin and the chipmunks to steal the Big Mac from the office of Albert Einstein while he was vacationing in Siberia. whoever eats the Big Mac gains the power to warp reality. however the Big Mac was stolen by Mineta and after running away from Biden he gives it to Bellatrix Lestrange. she takes one tiny bite of the Big Mac after dipping it in boiled Gatorade as the magical book of Mormon told her to do. somehow, instead of being able to warp reality she summons (*insert beast wars character*) and wylan van eck.

using the magical items she stolen previously in the past- a Samsung flip phone and a Pokémon ball- she sends them off with her son Bruno Madrigal to attack Biden, the Juliet baby, izuku, and peppa pig. at the same time the teenage mutant ninja turtles steal the magical Book of Mormon and become members of the Cullen family. and Alvin and the chipmunks attack a BTS concert to blackmail Aizawa into letting them attend UA before the top hero in Japan and his sidekick- Camilo Madrigal and Thanos- come to save everyone.

wylan is very hungry and scared and ends up eating a random cinnamon roll. it's actually the sacred cinnamon roll of the Book of Mormon and even more powerful and important than the Big Mac, he gains the power to use flute to do literally whatever he can think of

Optimus Prime falls from the sun and lands in the house of Bellatrix Lestrange. He was looking for Gatorade crystals and upon seeing that she boiled Gatorade he vows for revenge and fights her over the Big Mac with one (1) bite in it.

neither of them win because Tony stark crashes down and steals the Big Mac. He eats it in one bite. Then he takes them all back to the BTS concert and makes bellatrix dance with them. She summons the zombies from plants vs zombies with her voice. Izuku & co sees these zombies and encourages Biden to fight but he runs away with baby Juliet to go live with Superman. Peppa pig shouts "JOHN CENA" and grows in size and muscle and defeats the zombies. Izuku goes to square off with bellatrix but the BTS members say that he can't dance and thus kick him off stage. Izuku cries in a corner before peppa pig grabs him and stomps off, still large. There Bill Cipher shakes her hand and all of her power is transferred to him in exchange for a can of spam.

Childe comes out of nowhere and pulls Izuku out of Peppa pig's hand and takes him to Russia where they eat bread and broadcast putin memes to the nation together. They live happily ever after as bros. meanwhile peppa is eating her spam and Optimus is throwing Gatorade shards at bill cipher. bill puts BTS on top of the Eiffel Tower with his massive arms. All that is left on stage is bellatrix lestrange.

wylan magically teleports onto the stage as peppa pig throws the teenage mutant ninja turtles, Alvin and the chipmunks, Bruno madrigal, and the beast wars character onto the floor as Camilo and Thanos enter. Bellatrix Lestrange attempts to use her crayon wand to summon the magical Book of Mormon and unalive Tony Stark so she can stop doing the Macarena. but Wylan jumps onto a higher floor of the stage and goes "IT'S OVER BELLATRIX, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND" and t poses while his flute floats in the air.

he absorbs the Book of Mormon and the Big Mac from Tony stark's body into his own and turns into a power ranger while summoning the duolingo owl. his power is so great that just being in his presence causes Tony stark to turn into dust while saying to his son "Peter, I don't feel so good-". the teenage mutant ninja turtles try to sing despactito to evade being turned into airpod cases but fail.

Alvin and the chipmunks sing industry baby and survive for 5 minutes, long enough to do an extravagant performance of the song with the chipettes. camilo goes "7 FOOT FRAME-" and instantly keeps everyone from dying. Bruno gets out his lightsaber and magikarp just in case. Wylan opens his mouth for 6 seconds and the duolingo owl speeds towards Bellatrix Lestrange while believer by imagine dragons plays. a box the size of paris filled with chipotle falls on her and unalives her. her final words were "do you ever feel like a plastic bag~".

Wylan's throat begins to hurt so he eats some of the chipotle instead.

Peter is crying on the floor

The duo owl eventually consumes Peter, peppa, the beast wars character, and the ninja turtles.

He turns to thanos and says "you missed your Spanish lessons. Now I will give **you** a lesson." Never gonna give you up plays as Thanos steals Bruno's lightsaber and begins attacking duo. Duo breaks the lightsaber in half with his bare claws.

Wylan is still eating chipotle, and simply nods when thanos falls to the floor and cries. He soon turns to dust. Bruno feeds some chipotle to his magikarp, but the magikarp started talking with Logan Paul's voice so duo snapped them due to cringe. Camilo is still singing but eventually the song ends. He tries doing Fortnite dances and Duo is impressed with his Spanish so he shall live. He sits down and eats chipotle with Wylan. Duo sees the two becoming friends and a single tear is shed from his eye.

The tear hits the stage and a golden flower from tangled emerges.

Wylan eats the flower and grows long beautiful red locks. Longer than rapunzel. BTS returns from the Eiffel Tower and begin writing a song about Wylan's beautiful hair. Duo departs, returning to mount olympus to destroy Zeus and become an officially recognised god. Camilo and Wylan fist bump. Camilo whispers "You panini head!" And Wylan's hair begins to glow.

it cuts to the White House. Biden got impeached and was forced to no longer be president. so in the depths of the building is the new president. albedo. after watching everything that has happened on his Apple Watch, he turns to his desk and pulls out 6 infinity stones. he crushes them all with his bare hands to very fine powders. he dumps each of them into Gatorade bottles and labels each one "test to a find a way to eliminate flat earthers" to avoid suspicion.

he drinks each one of them and after pulls out a book. the magical Book of Mormon everyone else found was actually fake. the true Book of Mormon was the death note.

nothing else is said as the credits roll, with a trap remix of "IT'S EVERYDAY BRO" being played over TikTok's of the cast