~Patrick Bateman Headcanons~

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•Asshole, he's just the worst sometimes

•Doesn't love you, but still tries to buy your affection anyway. He loves the idea of someone being absolutely obsessed with him.

•Gets absolutely wasted from time to time, usually after a break down

•Sometimes he'll get so angry and just lose it, which is when he has his little melt downs

•Probably speaks French

•After killing Paul Allen, the first person he called was you, not because he cares about you and what you think of him; just because he felt like it

•Anytime you want to do something romantic he shoots it down, unless you pester the shit out of him

•Personally picked out your work clothes, you are HIS secretary after all

•You made him get a cat, his name is Oliander or Oli for short. You definitely named him

•He is never caught dead in anything not designer

•Sometimes he asks if you want to help him with a kill, it usually means you're having sex with a prostitute until Patrick decides to kill her

•Freak

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