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𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒-𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐘 (𝚃𝙸𝙽𝚈 ) ♕
Today we're having a little surprise home coming party for zaymani .
Everyone finna be there so we decided to rent out a venue instead of doing it at the house .
" hang it up more toward the left ." I said looking at my uncle Ty and Draco hanging up the big banner that said ' welcome home zay .' In all caps with blunts that looked like brown and green turds and the banner also had a cartoon ass straight jacket on it .
If you couldn't tell uncle Draco made the banner I don't know why momma left him in charger of making it but hey to each their damn own
" briyanna come get your child finna kick her into next Thursday she over acting like her comments is worth a damn whole time she standing there not doin shi ." Uncle Draco said mugging me .
Momma walked over to us just laughing and shi .
" Draco leave my baby alone Yall said y'all wanted her to cook some food for this shi so you can't expect her to have to help with the decorating unless you wanna cook ?" She said with her brow raised .
" please I'm literally begging DONT even mention dad and cooking in the same sentence I'm not tryna move again ." Lilac said lifting her headphone before placing them back down
(𝙡𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙞𝙨𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙣𝙖𝙞𝙞 14 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙙𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙗𝙩𝙬😭)
Last time he tried cook noodles he forgot to put water in the bowl and it caused the microwave to light on fire which caused the house to burn up which is why they had to move three times last year .
" it was one time ." He said rolling his eyes at his daughter .
" multiply that by 5 all in the span of two year ." She said stale facing him .
" mcht man yo mama SHOULDVE swallowed yo ass always thinking you know sum her ass tried explaining the point-cigar-I-am theorem to me yesterday I ain't never felt so damn dumb in my life I had to physically block her ass cause you think you better than me cause you know shi abt shapes please ."
Now what the ever lasting fucc is the point cigar I am Theorem .
" dad it's Pythagorean theorem not point cigar i am ."
" get the fucc on you got the point if I wanna say point cigar I am or point cigar you am I will damn it ."
" anyways I need go get the stuff for the food whos driving me to the store ."
