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Remus: I wasn't that drunk last night.

Sirius: Yes you were

Sirius: You were flirting with Lucius Malfoy

Remus: And? He's is my husband, Sirius

Sirius: You asked him if he was single

Sirius: And you started to convulse when he said no.

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