Remus: I wasn't that drunk last night.
Sirius: Yes you were
Sirius: You were flirting with Lucius Malfoy
Remus: And? He's is my husband, Sirius
Sirius: You asked him if he was single
Sirius: And you started to convulse when he said no.
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Remus: I wasn't that drunk last night.
Sirius: Yes you were
Sirius: You were flirting with Lucius Malfoy
Remus: And? He's is my husband, Sirius
Sirius: You asked him if he was single
Sirius: And you started to convulse when he said no.