Mama Eda AU

Escaping Expulsion

One of my favorite moments of this episode Luz gets a warm welcome from her friends including Gus whose balls have dropped since the last week(?) we saw him. I guess he was right. Puberty is the craziest ride of them all. Amity gives Luz a fairy pie (NOT a dirty joke) with ingredients so fresh Gordon Ramsey is screaming, "They're moving that's how fucking raw they are," somewhere because they are still screaming. Jeez, Amity at least kill the little bastards first.

Chapter Text
of Blight Industries. Green smokes are coming out of the chimneys. We see a banner that says "PRIVATE SALE". Various hooded figures are seen entering the building. Edric and Emira are at the door. Edric puts a paper which says "HEX ME" on one of the hooded figure's back. The twins giggle. The scene then cuts to inside the factory. The hooded figures gather in front of a stage. Two hooded figures are standing on a stage. A light shines on them.]

Odalia: [Grins.] Welcome, valued investors, to our annual [Takes off the hood.] Blight Industries private sale!

[Alador takes off the hood, but trips while doing it.]

Odalia: If you're interested in reliable home security, we're here to help. [Whispers.] And, if you've got an enemy or two... Well, who are we to judge?

[The investors laugh. Odalia points at Alador.]

Odalia: This is my husband, Alador Blight, the greatest abomination creator of the era. My name is Odalia, and as an oracle, I predict you'll love what we've got in store for you tonight. We are proud to present... the first glimpse of our crowning achievement.

[Odalia and Alador step aside, and up rises Amity with a dry expression on her face, and next to her is a strange abomination-like creature in armor.]

Odalia: The Abomaton Soldier!

[The investors clap. The scene cuts to the Abomaton pouring tea for Amity, doing her hair, and standing ready for a fight.]

Odalia: It will pour your tea! Help you keep up with the latest trends! And best of all, it will defend you against any unwanted visitors!

[Odalia touches her necklace which begins to glow; the jewel in Amity's necklace glows as well as she receives a telepathic message from it.]

Odalia: [Through her necklace.] Mama to Mittens, remember our deal: Make this look good, and we'll forgive your recent lackluster performance in school.

Amity: [Sighs.] Yes, Mom.

[The Abomaton tries to pound Amity but misses.]

Amity: [Monotonic.] Wow, it's so fast and strong. Order now.

[The investors claps and cheers, Alador yawns. Abomaton grabs Amity.]

Amity: [Monotonic.] Oh no, it's undefeatable. How will I ever escape?

[A picture falls from Amity's sleeve. A closeup reveals it's the one of her, Luz, Willow and Gus from Grom Night.]

Amity: Huh?

[The Abomaton almost steps on the picture. Amity gasps, then casts spell circle to destroy the Abomaton. The crowd gasps and murmurs.]

Random Investor: That's awful.

[The crowd turns and start leaving.]

Odalia: Oh, of course, w-well that was but a beta test. We can't wait to see you all next week when reveal the uh... the finished product in all its glory!

Odalia: [Turns towards Amity angrily.] Amity! You just lost us a lot of money! What's with you lately?!

[Amity stares longingly at the picture.]