What you need to know before TYBW

March 31 + April 6

March 31

HMD: Wtf
C: Yeah?
HMD: Orihime contributed something insightful and clever
C: Aye there's hope
HMD: No theres not 😂
C: Its an anomaly
HMD: We have diverted from the timeline
C: lol

(Pretty sure this was when orihime suggested she and ishida wear guards uniforms to hide from the soul reapers)

HMD: its annoying bc orihime will sometimes be smart and clever, but thats in between every other sentence being something "quirky" and not relating to whats going on AT ALL

April 6

HMD: Okay so next update on bleach

HMD: After rukia's dick brother shows up, weakass hanataro decides to try and face the captain which forces ganju to step up and fight. Meanwhile ichigo had been saved by the cat Yoruichi, but guess what Yoruichi is actually a woman. Ichigo wakes up, realizes that hanataro and ganju are probably in trouble, and runs to their aid. He finds ganju absolutely wrecked. Rukia's brother(byakuya) had been stopped from killing the two by rukia's captain which is some guy with long white hair
Ichigo goes 'ill beat your ass sir" and holds up in basic combat with byakuya. However, before the captain could release his zanpakto, Yoruichi shows up to break up the fight and its revealed that she used to be one of the 13 captains. She knocks ichigo out and tells byakuya that in three days, she will make it so ichigo can beat him then yeets away with ichigo
Meanwhile, white hair guy takes the injured ganju and hanataro into custody
Ishida and Orihime who are still out and about and havent been captured yet have stolen some guard uniforms (orihime's idea) to fly under the radar which works for a while until someone asks what squad they are from and they tell.them an answer different from what is on the badges on their stolen uniforms.