hell ; tbp

miss saggy pussy

(sorry, for not being able to post chapters I'm sick for a fucking week)

hell

9:00 am

baseballpro: so like, i accidentally hit someone w my bat yk?

idespiseeveryonehere: dope

billiam: WHAT? ARE THEY OKAY?

baseballpro: yeah.. no they have brain damage

billiam: WHAT.

idespiseeveryonehere: that's cool nd all, but how do you accidentally hit someone w your bat

baseballpro: okay MAYBE it wasn't an accident.

idespiseeveryonehere: LMAOOO, hope it was a metal bat.

billiam: most importantly... who did u hit?

baseballpro: oh ya! moose

billiam: oh okay lol hope he dies

nerd: i hate you all

baseballpro: even me????

nerd: kill yourself

nerdsboyfriend: get off ur phone we're walking the fuck

nerd: why r u chatting me WE ARE BNESIDE WACHOTHER

baseballpro: beside* eachother*

nerd: this is why your mother never loved you

baseballpro: atleast mine's alive BITCH

nerd: oh okay

finney's pov

"Finally, you're off your phone," Robin said, rolling his eyes

"Hey, where are we going again?" I asked, and Robin replied, "to the park." "Oh, okay," I said, nodding.

We kept walking, and eventually a group of people began to stare daggers at us. I overheard one of them ask, "Do you think those f@gs are dating?" to another.

"obviously? they're holding hands," robin paused, and I guess he heard them.

"Oh god... Robin won't start," I murmured.

Gritting his teeth, Robin yelled at them, "OI, THE FUCK DID YOUR BITCHASS SAY?"

"What? You're just two f@gs, and f@gs aren't allowed here," the other person said, said laughing.

Robin's mouth with my hand. "YEAH? AND YOUR - MMMHHHMDMHMHMHM."

I apologetically said, "I'm so sorry about him, please be on your way," while covering Robin's mouth with my hand.

"Whatever, f@g," the guy muttered before walking away. "HEY-" robin exclaimed- but I cut him off. "Leave it, robin. It's fine."

He eventually calmed down.

Robin was cheerfully talking about the Texas chainsaw massacre while we continued to walk to the park.

I was listening and smiling at the same time.

3 minutes later we arrived at the park, and just basically hung out in the park talking about

 space, horror movies basically our interests.

people walking by were still talking shit about us, I told robin countless times to leave it, he just glares at them.

We talked about things and played on the swings for hours before I checked my phone and saw that it was 11:00. 

I returned my focus to Robin, asking, "hey rob, want to go eat something?" "Oh, sure!" Robin replied with a smile. I laughed a little and took his hand in mine.

"Where should we eat?" I inquired. "Let's go to McDonald's," Robin replied, "sure!" I laughed.

Robin smiled and said, "I'll pay." I replied, "Robin, you already paid the last time we went to McDonald's; i'll pay this time." Robin frowned and said, "Fine."

(they finished eating dont judge me im lazy & back to to gc hahasdhoisa i hate myself)

hell

12:48 am

homophobiclittleboy: i stabbed a guy with a pencil

billiam: OH MY FUCKING GOSH

homophobiclittleboy: it was moose

billiam: moose getting fucked up this day

idespiseeveryonehere: well deserved

baseballpro: agreed

nerd: hi

idespiseeveryonehere: hi ... uh blanket?

nerd: .my name is not fuckinh blanket you dumg btich

idespiseeveryonehere: then im fuckig sorry i forgot

nerd: WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR 3 YEARS?

idespiseeveryonehere: SINCE WHEN WE WERE FRIENDS?????????????????

nerd: WE'RE FRIENDS NECAUISE I SAID SO BTIC

idespiseeveryonehere: WAHT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU HOE

nerd: a BITFCH

idespiseeveryonehere: LETS MEET UP

nerd: BET

nerdsboyfriend: YEAH THAT'S NOT HAPPENING

baseballpro: NO VANCE NO

billiam: i just saw a woman got her weave stolen lmao

baseballpro: was she bald

billiam: yeah

nerd: was it miss saggy pussy

billiam: YES

homophobiclittleboy: WHA TK IND OF NAME IS THAT LMAOO

nerdsboyfriend: miss saggy pussay suspended me

nerd: for what?

nerdsboyfriend: math

girlboss: DUMB AS FUCK LMAOOOO BITCH FAILING MATH

nerd: i'm not even surprised at this point

nerdsboyfriend: WHY DOES MATH EVEN EXIST

nerd: why do i exist

nerdsboyfriend: i think of that 24/7 too!

nerd: omg we are so perfect together fr!!!!!!!

nerdsboyfriend: ya!!! both has bad trauma, gay, and hot!!!!!!!!!!

nerd: exactly

homophobiclittleboy: you both deserve to burn

nerd: sthu griffin

homophobiclittleboy: yes sir