Dionysus: If the moon is made out of cheese and Saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars?
Percy: Yellow
Dionysus: The correct answer is packing peanuts
Percy: Oh, I see, because you carry the two and—
Chiron: What is wrong with you two?

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Dionysus: If the moon is made out of cheese and Saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars?
Percy: Yellow
Dionysus: The correct answer is packing peanuts
Percy: Oh, I see, because you carry the two and—
Chiron: What is wrong with you two?