Leo: *to the 7* Look guys! I made a machine which can write obituaries!
Nico: *suddenly very interested* Okay, create one
Leo: *clicks on random button*
Leo: And... Ta da! One free and effortless obituary created
The 7: *weirded out*
Nico: Let me read it
Leo: It can do so itself!
Leo: *clicks on another random button*
Machine: Hazel Levesque retired from living at the age of old, surrounded by family and natural causes. A librarian from birth, Hazel was an avid collector of dust. She had a sweet heart and married her high school. She loved having hobbies and helping her sons to be disadvantaged youths. She had no horses but thought she did. The church gave her a choir because she sang like a bird and looked like a bird and Hazel was a bird. She owed us so many poems. The funeral will be held in *beep* insert date *beep* at heaven. In lieu of flowers, send Hazel more life.
*beeeeeeeeeep*
The Seven and Nico:
The Seven and Nico: *full on laughter*
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