clint & natasha oneshots {clintasha}

STEVE

{A/N OMG I AM SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING RECENTLY THINGS HAVE BEEN CRAZY MY GRANDAD ARRIVED FROM ENGLAND A FEW DAYS AGO, SO I HAVE BEEN SPENDING TIME WITH MY FAMILY}

Steve has tried to ignore the pang in his chest that he got every time he saw the two assassins together and seeing them together made him more jealous he would never tell Natasha his feelings in anyway shape or form. Clint and Natasha had known each other for lord knows how long, of course they would make a good couple, Steve was sitting on his bed in his Russian hotel room when he heard voices " tony stark stop spying" said Maria "oh come on hill we have a ball to get to" said tony " not for seven to eight hours" said steve also in his tuxedo Bruce pokes his head through the door and nodded Maria was in a red dress with two slits either side with two weapons hidden who knows where as does natasha but in black and has two weapons hidden who knows where "so why is everyone fancily dressed outside our bedroom door?" asked natasha coming out close behind Natasha's long blonde red streaked hair "good question off you go" said clint, tony ushered everyone into steve's room "ok they are so in a relationship" said maria "never thought you one to pry" said steve "oh well sometimes i can't help stick my nose in" "are you flirting?" asked tony unknowingly out loud maria and steve looked at each other and smirked "i am his granddaughter" well 4 mouths dropped, "so when were you born exactly?" "lets see grandmother 1921, steve 1918, Alfred hill 1940---sarah hill {nee carter-rogers} 1943 Maria Margret Hill, April 4 1982, dad was 42 when i was born, mum was 39" "wow ok" said everyone minus steve and clint and natasha "oh yeah one more thing clint's my cousin" "elaborate" "right so Michael my uncle moved to budapest, and met Edith Baromfiudvar and flew off the radar by changing his last name to my aunts and had one kid in 1980 Barney he died in a car accident one year later then two kids in 1982 clint and his twin" "who is his twin?" "that is for us to know and you to find out" said clint "who else knows?" asked tony "me" spoke natasha "i knew it all" "every last bit, steve knew hill was his granddaughter and knew clint was his grandson, not hard i knew when they all knew" four mouths continued to drop "close your mouth you'll catch flies" said natasha, steve, maria and tony were now all trying to work out the relationship between the assassins. to the ball they went