Out my grave, also minor swear warning for these
Diane: Mia and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Mia: Sentences.
Diane: Don't interrupt me.
Corn: So that's my plan.
Peyton: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Corn: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Peyton: It fucking sucks.
Corn: That's not constructive criticism.
Raymond: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Basil: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Raymond: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING SYLVIE WITH ME
Leon, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
Autumn: WHY. Why did you give Pete a KNIFE?!
Nikki: I'm sorry. He said he felt unsafe.
Autumn: Now I feel unsafe!
Nikki: I'm sorry.
Nikki: ...Would you like a knife?
Lazi: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case.
Miguel: That's a coma.
Lazi: Sounds festive.
Elliot: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Frank: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
Vladimira: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Sky: I think you mean cards.
Vladimira, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.
Matt: I really like Eminem.
Chad: I prefer skittles.
Frank: They are talking about the rapper.
Steve: Why would they eat the wrapper?
Chad: Can I be frank with you guys?
Matt: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Frank: Can I still be Frank?
Steve: Shh, let Frank speak.
Cerena: Why does Sky always do the laundry so loudly?
Marcel: So everyone knows that no one helps her out in the house.
Sky, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
September: Time for plan G.
Maisie: Don't you mean plan B?
September: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Maisie: What about plan D?
September: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Maisie: What about plan E?
Lucrezia: We're hoping not to use it. Dulquer dies in plan E.
Hendrik: I like plan E.
Silo: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Sarah: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.
Logan: James! My face is on fire!
James: Oh my gosh, are you okay?!
Logan: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
James: But your face is on fire.
Logan: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
Maverick: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.
Corn: Imagine being under 5'4'' and thinking you have rights lol couldn't be me.
Peyton: You wanna keep those kneecaps you better stfu
Corn: I'm sorry, I can't hear you from all the way down there, can you repeat that?
Peyton: I SAID FUCK YOU BITCH
Amy: You're my sister and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Aria: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Amy: Absolutely not.
Leon: You bought a taco?
Sylvie: Yes.
Leon: From the same truck that hit Basil?!
Sylvie, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.
Logan: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
like 3 different generators used because unoriginality yaay 🫠
