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Continuing from the last episode...
Park...
Shane McMahon and Pierce were laying on the ground after getting their Asses Kicked by Joe literally 5 minutes ago.
Shane gets up weakened.
Shane: ohhhh god. *Calmly* I hate Joe.
Pierce gets up.
Pierce: Man Joe really packs a punch.
Shane: I didn't realize Joe was such a big threat.
(Have you learned NOTHING from WrestleMania: The war!)
Pierce: How did he even escape?
Shane: It Just doesn't make any sense.
???: I know exactly why!
They turn their heads and see edge.
Edge: It's because the two of you are still Very Very Weak!
Shane: Well Edge, Shit happens so whatever!
Edge: No, Not always shit happens like this! Clearly only one of them took you down! It's not like a whole army took down the two of you!
Pierce: Joe is just very Powerful sir! And it's not like we were expecting it either.
Shane: Maybe if we had plot armor, maybe we wouldn't be in this mess!
Edge: do you really want to go against me, Shane o!
Shane: *Squeaky Voice* Uhh no! Never! Never Sir!
Edge: Your plot armor will come in due time. Now then-
???: Uhh sir?
Edge and the others look to see Kermit with a phone.
Kermit: I got a call from the guy, he said he's able to meet with you within the next hour.
Edge: Shane and Pierce! Why can't you be as perfect as Kermit is?!?
Shane: *Whispering into Pierce's ear* Yeah Joe smells like shit but-
He notices Edge is looking.
Shane: UHHH YES SIR Mr. Edge! I will do anything that you want me to... Yeah.
Pierce: He's gonna get me killed.
Edge: Kermit, tell him I'll be there in 20 minutes. I'm going to build up an Army!
Kermit: Right away Sir!
Edge: Now, For my plan...
Shane: I can round up some villains if you need that.
Edge: Excellent. Because I want this army to be enormous. I want this plan to work.
Shane: Yeah yeah yeah the thing will be in your hands at whatever time, but what about that plot armor?
Edge slams Shane's Head into the floor.
Edge: Ask again and I swear to God I'll crush your mind!!
Pierce: Woah he's just joking, trust me!
Shane: No I'm not.
The Camera pans a drone shot above the city.
Shane: AAAUUUUUGHGHHH!!!
The camera moves back to them.
Edge: now it's time to build my army.
End of Chapter
Shoutouts
1: MissLivHavok
2: CReigns
3: justyagirljean
