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Seth: Well you know I've thought about running for president for quite a while now and-
Dean and Dolph burst through the door.
Both: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SETH!! YEAH!!
Seth: it's not my birthday.
The two toss themselves at him.
Dolph: 🎵 Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo. I smell big poo... I just pooped myself.🎵
Dean: 🎵 What's your girlfriend's first name? What's your girlfriend's first name?🎵
Seth: It's Sasha, you know that- STOP TOUCHING ME!!
Dolph: How old are you turning Seth?
Seth: It's not My BIRTHDAY!!
Dean: ohhh yeah... It's our 10 year anniversary soon, not his actual birthday.
Dolph: what the? YOU'RE TEN?!?!
Dean: anyway, we gotta make an episode Seth.
Seth: ohh uhh about that, I actually have errands to run today.
Dean: What? But we need an episode!
Seth: I'm sorry but it's gonna have to be another day. See ya.
Seth leaves.
Dean: wait, if there's no episode then, there's no Cameraman!
*The Camera just falls to the ground*
Dean lifts up the camera.
Dean: Holy shit! This fucking thing is heavy!
He aims the camera around and-
Dolph: Boo!!
Dean: GAH!!
Dean: Dolph you can't just scare me like that!!
Dolph: I'm sorry!
Dolph: So what you're saying is we gotta make an episode on our own?
Dean: Yeppers.
Dolph: I got an idea.
The Miz is holding the camera, Showing the title Screen.
Da Adverches of South Roller and Dean Ambrose.
(I Think you can take a guess who wrote it)
*Camera Cuts to Miz*
Dolph: (Seth Voice) Boy it sure is-
Dean: Wait Miz you have the camera facing you!
*Camera cuts to Dolph & Dean*
Dolph: (Seth Voice) Boy it sure is-
Dean: Miz get your hand off the lens!
Miz removed his hand.
Dolph: (Seth Voice) Boy it sure is a boring day out today right Deano?
Dean: Y-Yes S-Seth it really- it truly- ugh I forgot my line.
Dolph: We should go on an adventure! And find out why we are bored...
....
Dolph: M-
Dean: Yes Seth that'll make everything S-so much better.
Miz sets down the camera and comes in.
Miz: (Narrating) and so Miz comes in to yell at them for being bored.
Dean: Miz you're supposed to be holding the Camera!!
Miz: Aw Shit!!
He picks up the camera and starts losing balance.
Dean: MIZ HOLD IT STILL-
Miz: (Narrating) And then the two went on an adventure to find out why they are bored.
Dean: Get That out of my Face!!
*The camera cuts to Dean holding now*
Dean: (Narrating) and then, Dolph encountered a bandit... I mean, I mean Seth.
Dolph: Shit!!
Dean: (Narrating) and then, Seth encountered a bandit.
Dolph: Oh no It's A bandit!
Miz: I'm the bandit! Bandit noises!
Dolph: I got an idea!
He jumps off the couch to do one of Seth's moves but he was stuck in the air.
Dolph: HELP!! HELP!! I CAN'T GET DOWN!!
Tee Ehnd!!
Dolph: HELP!! HELP!! I CAN'T GET DOWN STILL!!
Dean: Ahh shit!!
Seth: ........ You didn't uhh.... You didn't publish that, did you?
Dean: Whaaaaat? No.... RUN!!
End of Chapter
