Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Seth & Sasha are sitting on the couch.
Seth: Ya know, watching Porn with you is a lot different than watching it by myself.
Sasha: you've been staring at a blank screen All day.
Seth: no no no this is a new genre of Porn. This is Censored Porn. It's all black and you can't see anything.
BOOM!!!
Seth: What the hell was That?
Dean was upsidedown standing on the ceiling.
Dean: What was that?
Seth: Get down here
They start walking to where the noise came from.
Seth: I swear if it's the mail man trying to drop off Sand for Dolph.
They look in the garage and see a BOAT.
The boat opens and 2 people come out.
A Woman and a FUCKING ALIEN!!!
Alien: I can't believe you made me Crash the boat, Scarlett!!
Scarlett: All I did was ask you what time it was!
Alien: And that caused me to crash!
Scarlett Then notices the group of friends looking at them.
Scarlett: You Fix this fucking thing, I'm gonna go hang out with those guys.
Alien: But-
Scarlett: But nothing.
She walks towards the others.
Dean: What's cookin' good lookin'?
Seth Immediately recognizes her.
Seth: Scarlett? Is that you? I haven't seen you since High school!
Sasha: But Seth, she wasn't IN WWE high school.
Seth: ....... Cameo appearance?
Sasha: so anyway Whatcha doing here?
Scarlett suddenly just has a Fantasy about Seth, because drama.
Scarlett: Uhh what? Oh yeah. Ugh my stupid Alien Cousin-
Narrator: THAT'S YOUR COUSIN?!?!
Scarlett: .... Anyway, My Stupid Alien cousin crashed this boat, even though we're on FUCKING LAND!!!
Alien: Fuck You.
Scarlett: so I'm gonna be stuck here for a few hours. *Smirks* However, That's More than enough time to Get it on~😉
Seth: Oh, You mean my Jacket? Sure I can do that.
He Puts on his hoodie and stands there.
Seth: What?
Sasha: Why don't we show you around?
They go up the stairs.
Well... All except Scarlett who goes near the top of the stairs but Gets teleported back to the bottom.
Scarlett: What the?
Sasha: oh yeah, The stairs are Endless.
Scarlett: Then how the hell are YOU up there?
Dean: Maybe I can help you up there-
Scarlett: *Demonic Voice* GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
Seth: just climb that ladder over there.
Scarlett: Why thank you *Whispering* Future Fuck buddy~
Seth: Wait What?
Scarlett: Nothing.... 😳
She climbs the ladder and now they're all upstairs.
Seth: So this is Sasha & I's Room. She and I agreed to Paint each wall a different color.
Scarlett: Perfect *Smirks*
Scarlett decides it was time to make her move-
Alien: Hey, Scarlett the boat's fixed up.
Scarlett: Are you fucking Kidding me- I mean, uhh good to know. So... Until next time?
Dean: Yep. Anytime you want to come back here, just come to my room 😉
Scarlett Kicks Dean in the balls and leaves.
Seth: so.... A human... Is cousins with an alien.... Huh. What was the plot of this chapter again?
Dean shrugs.
Sasha: That she just tried to Fuck you.
Seth: What? That's impossible.
End of Chapter
1: Bossy985
2: DanielRB3169
3: justyagirljean
