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The WWE House...
Seth: Dean!! Dean! Where are you?
Dean Walks out of the Fridge.
Dean: Right here dude.
Seth: What are you doing IN the fridge?
Dean: I'm getting an apple.
Seth: uhhh okay.
Finn: Hey Seth!
Seth: Oh hey Finn, what's up?
Finn: I need you to help me with something.
Seth: Yeah what is it?
Finn: I have a Date in about 2 minutes and I need you to be my driver.
Seth: What? Why?
Finn: To show that I'm a big deal in the dating scene.
Seth: Who are you even taking out?
Finn: Bayley.
Seth: Then you have literally nothing to worry about.
Finn: What do you mean?
Seth: I mean, Bayley literally does not care of you're a big deal. If you Respect her and treat her right, she'll stick around.
Finn: can you still drive us?
Seth Grabs his Arm and tosses him out the window.
The Date...
Bayley: I'm so happy you asked me out.
Finn: I'm so happy you said yes.
Then all of a sudden the waiter came.
Waiter: What's up Cock Suckers!
Bayley and Finn both gasp as they knew that voice.
Both: Dean!!
Dean: Hey.
Finn: Since when did you work here?
Dean: How else would Seth pay for our shenanigans all the time?
Bayley: Well, I would just like a water please.
Finn: Coke for me.
Dean: I'll be back here right away and Definitely Not mess shit up on purpose.
Bayley: ..... So Finn, um, I know we've known each other for a few years, but we've never really talked about what we do for a living.
Finn: Well, I usually hang out with our friends or I go to work at the car wash.
Bayley: Oh that's great. I work at a bakery.
(Author's Note: Hey, It's Bayley. What do you want from me?)
Finn: That totally suits you.
Bayley: Aww you think so?
Dean's head popped out of the table.
Both: Gah!!
Dean: so about your drinks, They burned to a crisp.
Finn: HOW!!?!?!
Dean: I set the temperature to Death.
Bayley: What?!
Finn: How are you still employed.
Dean: lol dunno. Anyway here are your drinks.
He hands them the drinks they asked for.
Finn: I thought you said they were "Burnt to a crisp".
Dean: they were lol. Anyway, food.
Bayley: I'll take some Steak and Salad.
Finn: The usual for me.
Dean: On it.
The rest of the date was fairly normal.
They were talking about Numerous things. Like what the next book is gonna be, As well as any future plans for their possible relationship.
That's when all of a sudden, Dean put a whole COW on their table.
Dean: Dig in.
Bayley: Dean!! What is wrong with you?
Dean: You know how long it took just to get this thing?
Finn: She said a Steak, Not a Fucking Farm!
Dean: you just swore in front of Bayley.
Finn: So do you!
Bayley: It's fine if you do... I just don't.
They made Dean Take the cow off and send in the actual food.
After the date, Finn drove Bayley home.
Finn: I really enjoyed tonight.
Bayley: Me too Finn. I hope we have more like this..... Minus Dean's antics.
Finn: hehehe yeah. Good night, Bayley.
Bayley: Good night. 😊
Home...
Finn enters the house.
Seth: how'd the date go?
Finn: it went pretty well. Just one thing.
Seth: yeah?
Finn: Dean is DEAD if he pulls that shit again.
End of Chapter
Shoutouts
1: Bossy985
2: SethsBitch
3: TheF8stestM8n8live
