Officer Wang and Agent Xiao - Mondays to remember (ZhanYi -FF)

Exclusive Special Interview

12. Special Chapter: The interview

Hello to my lovely peeps out there!!!

Go, take a good seat and get ready for our most awaited super exclusive interview with our beloved Super Special Agent Xiao Zhan and Police Officer Wang Yi Bo!!

They kindly and voluntarily (😂 pfft, as if they had a choice…) agreed to answer and talk about your most anticipated questions.

I am very….. wait a second…. Mr. Xiao, Mr. Wang, what are you doing?

Xiao Zhan: "I'm greeting my fans!”

Wang Yi Bo: "Stop waving your hands, you idiot! They can't see you!"

Xiao Zhan: "They can't?"

Wang Yi Bo (facepalming): "No, this is a FANFICTION, or do you see a camera?"

Well, uhm…. I am sorry, Mr Xiao, we are alone here.

Xiao Zhan: "Aah, no problem! It's even better like this, so they can't drool over my baby. You know how it is, right? Fans these days…"

Wang Yi Bo: "Would you stop insulting your fans? As if you are any better!"

I think we should just proceed with our interview, gentlemen. I have a long list of interesting questions to ask.

Wang Yi Bo (sigh): "Ok, let's get over this…"

Xiao Zhan: "Come on, baby, be nice! They all prayed for your ass while reading the shit the author wrote! They are nice people!"

Well, thank you very much…

Wang Yi Bo: "Weren't you the one who was insulting them right now?"

Xiao Zhan: "That was something different."

Gentlemen! The questions! Do I have your attention? Great…

So, our lovely reader WY0805XZ0510 sent me these:

To Agent Xiao: Please, tell me, where did you get your sass from?

Xiao Zhan: "Hm… I think this is my baby's fault. Whenever I see him, I feel that desire to tease the hell out of him. Haha, you should see how his face turns red when he is about to explode. So funny, I tell you! But normally, I am a very well-mannered and flawless person. Everyone loves me!"

Wang Yi Bo: "Narcissist…"

Xiao Zhan: "Baby, what are you saying?"

Ok, ok, thank you! Mr. Wang, the next one is for you:

Where did you get your short temper from?"

Wang Yi Bo (snorts): "You heard him! He is like a plague, pulling on my nerves. (Points accusingly at Xiao Zhan.) I am usually a man with a high level of patience. But you will know what I mean if you spend a day with him. Alone. He is driving me crazy."

Xiao Zhan (whispering) "Baby, we can arrange that for later…"

Wang Yi Bo: "Stop it, you idiot, I didn't mean THAT!"

Xiao Zhan: "But I meant THAT!"

Concentration! This is for both. Why don't you guys marry soon?"

Xiao Zhan: "Since my baby finally, after letting me suffer for so long, even after me confessing to him in all possible ways and even taking a bullet for him, well, after he finally stopped being chicken and accepted my proposal, we will get married very soon. Oh, and you all are invited!"

That's very generous! Your fans will be delighted!

Wang Yi Bo: "How would you pay all that???”

Xiao Zhan: "We could make a cover of the Taylor Swift Song…. What's wrong? Stop making faces like this baby, you will get wrinkles…"