"200, 000 Grimm."
"Oh! Thank you!"
"Have a good day." Resting my hand on my cheek for support, I sigh as I wait for a customer to appear. I'm Y/n, and I work minimum wage at a shitty bank. It's never busy because the staff is shit, the building is shit, the service is shit, everything is fucking shit here.
"Hey! Get him!" My head shoots up to the sound of the alarm. Great! Jumping over the counter, I chase after the person.
"GET BACK HERE, AND FESS UP YOU PUSSY!" I yell to the thief, throwing my shoe at them.
"OI! I AINT NO PUSSY! THE GREAT MAMMON IS... GREAT!" He finishes with a laugh. I stop in my tracks. That's the name of my boyfriend... oh god...
"... MAMMON!?" He turns around. Ye-" He stops as well, walking towards me.
"Y/n? Uh... what uh, what are you doing here?" He awkwardly smiles.
"Mammon give the money back." I extend my hand, reaching for the bag.
"I only did it because Levi said I could never rob a bank. I said bet, and started running." He says proudly.
"I- ... you- ...
...
mammon wtf-"
"What? It's a good thing to learn." He explains.
"No, it's not. Give me the money."
"But then everyone's gonna make fun of me for not doing it." Hmm... that is true...
"Tell you what. You give me the money and I'll give you some of my money. And you can spend it all just to brag." I explain.
"Ya really mean it, Y/n?" Dang, he's really happy. He didn't call me human!
"If it means you being better than your brothers, which you are, then hell yea!" I shout.
"THANK YOU SO MUCH Y/N! I LOVE YOU!" He shouts, hugging me and kissing me all over my face.
"Love you too." I hand him the Grimm, shooing him. "Now go show them how amazing The Great Mammon really is." I walk back to the bank, smiling one more time.
-later-
"... WHAT!? HOW!? MAMMON CHEATED! I CALL BULLSHHHHhhhh... I CALL LIES!" Levi shouts, flailing his arms everywhere.
"I'm just that amazing! THE GREAT MAMMON NEVER FAILS!" I shout, smiling a bit.
-even later-
"Y/n, tell me, darling. Did you see mammon at all while you were working?" Asmo questions, painting my nails a fresh coat of f/c and s/f/c.
"Nope. Although I did encounter a strange man who did seem a bit like him." I lie.
