Headcanons~ When you rage at a game

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Lucifer~

How you raged: You flung your device/controller at nowhere in particular and it hit Mammon

-Laughed a bit but 'covered' it with a cough with his 'amazing' acting skills

-Probably picked you up, threw you over his shoulder, and took you away from the games so you don't break someone's bones

-for you horny people he would punish you

-Gives you a three-hour lecture on why you shouldn't game if you rage but if you hit Mammon again he would forgive it


Mammon~

How you raged: You punched Levi in the face because he was just laughing because you were salty about you losing a game to him

-would laugh at Levi with you

-probably picked you up and ran away before Lucifer found out

-Took you to his room so you two could hang out with him instead of Levi


Leviathan~

How you raged: Among us.

- Would rage with you because you were both the imposter

- Cried with Henry and you

- Chips


Satan~

How you raged: You started crying because you lost at wii sports

- Comforted you after laughing for a second

- Reads to you

- Cheered you up by pranking Lucifer


Asmo~

How you raged: You were playing the game he made

- Would be salty that you hated how much you ran into him but eventually comforts you

- Said he would 'fix' the game but just made it worse

- Had a spa day with you to calm down


Beel~

How you raged: Job simulator on VR was being a HOE- so you decided to punch the air and you may or may not have accidentally punched Beel in the arm. But him being the buff himbo he is, he didn't even feel it

- Gave you some of the boigers he was carrying

- Hugged you

- Bruv prolly invited you to snacc with him later


Belphie~

How you raged: You punched Lucifer because the Tokyo Revengers game was being a HOE

- Laughed at Lucifer

- Punched Lucifer because he started yelling at you

- Napped with you


Diavolo~

How you raged: You, Solomon, Simeon, and Luke were playing Just Dance but then one of those unskippable ads came on so you threw Luke at the TV

- Took you away from the TV so you wouldn't break any property or bones

- Started meme-ing with you

- Gave you his alcohol that Mammon sold to him without Dia knowing what it was until you told him


Barbatos~

How you raged: You were playing 'Like a Dino' when you missed a beat and threw your DDD, accidentally hitting Barbatos, knocking over the tea in his hands

- Took the DDD out of a puddle of tea and put it in a rice bag he oh-so-conveniently had on him at the moment

- Allowed you to help him make more tea

- Made you some tea

- Chloroformed you so you wouldn't make any more messes but stayed with you when you 'slept'


Simeon~

How you raged: You were playing Obey Me and Simeon came in so you snapped your DDD

- Didn't ask and just took [ kidnapped ] you and had a nice tea and biscuit time with him in a garden

- Found the phone later and asked Barbatos to fix it

- Bathed [ Drowned ] you in holy water afterward and shoved a cross down your throat


Solomon~

How you raged: You were playing a [ Hentai ] game but the game crashed and you yeeted it at the wall

- Gave you his phone which you refused because he would see that you were playing a 'game'

- Once he found out bro legit had that 'you serious rn bro' look

- Silent treatment until he played the game and was like 'omg now understand why you play this!'


Luke~

How you raged: You screamed "OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HOE" After this HOE came in in the game and started being a hoe

- Took out a cross and just- "YoU cAnT uSe ThE lOrDs NaMe In VeIn"

- Screeched at you for a good 45 minutes. Like legit just screeching. No words. Just screeched.

- Snuck holy water into your apply juice


{ JUST TO CLEAR SOMETHING UP! I DO NOT ALLOW LUKE SIMPS ON MY CHRISTIAN SERVER. IT'S A PLATONIC FRIEND TYPE ONE FOR ALL OF HIS. ONESHOTS WILL BE LIKE FRIENDS OR SIBLING LIKE PEOPLE. NO SHIPS WITH LUKE }

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 22, 2023 ⏰

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