Art book [Mainly DSaF & Dialtown]

13 - DSaF Oc incorrect quotes

yeah uh, blue was doing this and so I am I bc it's actually really hecking fun HSHS

*Dawn is cooking*
Luther: Any chance that's for me?
Dawn: It's for Dave. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Jack: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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Dawn: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Luther: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Jack: I got distracted about halfway through.
Dave: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Dawn: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Luther: Plane tickets?
Jack: Concert tickets?
Dave: Prostitution?
Dawn, holding his broken screen: Glasses.

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Dawn: Yo is Dave sleeping or dead?
Luther: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Steven: Yeah, so did I.
Dave: Okay first of all, fuck you-

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Dawn: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Dawn and Luther, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Jack: Our turn, Dave! One, two, three- vanilla!
Dave, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

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Dawn: You lying, cheating, piece of HECK!
Luther: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Dawn: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING JACK WITH ME
Steven, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

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Dawn would absolutely do this

*The squad is over at Dawn's house*
Luther: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Dawn: ... N-No...
Dawn, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Luther, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Jack: I see a-
Dawn, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Luther: Oh, well I-
Dawn: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Dawn, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Dave: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Steven: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Dawn: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Dawn: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Dawn, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Dawn: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Peter, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Dawn:
Luther: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Dawn:
Dawn, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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Dawn: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Luther: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Jack: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Luther, learn to listen.
Dave: What if it bites itself and I die?
Steven: That's voodoo.
Luther: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Peter: That's correlation, not causation.
Dave: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Jack: That's kinky.
Dawn: Oh my God.

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Dawn: We need to distract these guys
Luther: Leave it to me
Luther: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Jack, Dave, and Steven: *Immediately begin arguing*
Peter, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

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Dawn: Just be yourself.
Luther: 'Be myself'? Dawn, I have one day to win Jack over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Steven: Couple weeks.
Peter: Six months.
Dave: Jury's still out.
Luther: See, Dawn?
Luther: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Dawn: Hewwo.
Luther: Hihiiiiii!
Jack: Greetings, Humans.
Steven: Three kinds of people.
Peter: I want pudding.
Dawn: Four kinds of people.
Dave: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Steven: Five kinds of people.

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Dawn: I CAN'T DO IT!
Luther, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Dawn: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Jack: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Dawn:
Dawn: I appreciate it,
Dawn: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Peter: Dawn-
Dawn: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Steven: Dawn we gotta-
Dawn: YOU GOTTA DRAW A HECKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Dawn: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Dawn, motioning to Dave who just killed a kid: NOT FUCKING THIS

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Steven: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Peter: >:O language
Luther: Yeah watch your fucking language
Jack: OKAY WHO TAUGHT LUTHER THE FUCK WORD?
Steven: 'The fuck word'.
Dawn: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Peter: Oh my god he censored it
Dave: Say fuck, Dawn.
Jack: Do it, Dawn. Say fuck.

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Dawn, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Luther: Hey.
Jack: Hi.
Dave: Hello.
Dawn: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Luther: We were out of Doritos.

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Dave: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Luther and Dawn have been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get them out...

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Luther: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Steven: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?

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Luther: Can you keep a secret?
Jack: Do you know anything about my life?
Luther: No I do not. Good point.

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Dawn: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Dave: It means I was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Dawn: but what's the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Luther: Dawn, they...they weren't always orphans.
Dawn:

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Dawn: You're my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Luther: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Dawn: Absolutely not.

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Dawn: How petty can you get?
Luther: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Dave, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Steven: You did WHAT-
Jack: William Snakepeare

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Dawn: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Luther: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Dawn: Yes!
Jack: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Dave: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Luther: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Jack?
Jack: Probably "road work ahead".
Dawn: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Jack: Why are Dawn and Luther sitting with their backs to each other?
Steven: They had a fight.
Jack: Then why are they holding hands?
Steven: They get sad when they fight.

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Steven: Dammit, Dave!
Dave: What?! It wasn't me!
Steven: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Luther!
Luther: Not me either.
Steven: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Jack: *whistles*

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Steven: Are we really going to let Luther keep Dawn?
Peter: We kept Luther.