Art book [Mainly DSaF & Dialtown]

14 - more incorrect quotes

Dawn pissed off and holding a fork: You know your talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.
Dave: ....
Dawn: *lip smack*

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Steven: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.
Luther: But ya' didn't!

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Dawn: *slams books down in front of Luther*
Dawn: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It's gonna be a long night.
Peter: You could of said literally anything else.
Dawn: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Peter: I'm going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won't win. I realize this now.

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Luther: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?
Dawn: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

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Luther: You spent your money on THIS??
Dawn, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

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Dawn: Luther...
Luther: Oh no, 'Luther' in B flat.
Luther: You're disappointed.

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Luther, texting Dawn: Dawn there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Luther: Pls hurry because I'm going to cry
Luther: Dawn
Luther: Dawn
Dawn: Dawn is dead. You're next. Love, Moth.

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Jack: *about Luther and Dawn* They make cute partners, huh?
Dave: They certainly are standing next to each other.

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Jack, teaching Dawn to drive: Okay, you're driving and Dave and Luther walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Dawn: Oh, definitely Dave. I could never hurt Luther.
Jack, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

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Luther, watching Dave and Dawn fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if Dawn get hurt?
Dave, not bothered by the chaos: It's fine. They're too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Luther: Then... who's the strongest out of you three?
Jack: Dave.
Dawn: Dave.
Dave: Me.

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Dawn: You know guys, sometimes I feel like you guys doesn't take me seriously enough.
Luther: "Sometimes"?
Dave: "Enough"?
Dawn:
Jack: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.

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Dawn: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Dave: You left me and Jack in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Dawn: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Dave: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Jack: I sleep with a knife.
Luther: Both of you are pathetic.
Jack: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Luther: Dawn. no homo.

/platonic xD

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Dawn: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Dawn: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Jack: Uh... what's up with them?
Dave: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Dawn: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Luther, crying: It's working.

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Steven: Are you laughing at that video of Dave and Luther fighting?
Jack: No.
Jack: I'm laughing at the comments.

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Jack: Where's Luther?
Dave: Don't worry, I'll find them.
Dave, shouting: Dawn sucks!
Luther, distantly: Dawn is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Dave: Found them.

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Dawn: Why is Jack crying on the floor?
Luther: he's drunk.
Dawn: And?
Luther: They saw a picture of Dave's husband.
Dawn: But he's Dave's husband.
Luther: I know.

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Dawn: Why are your tongues purple?
Jack: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Dave: I had a red one.
Dawn: oh.
Dawn:
Dawn: OH.
Dave:
Dave: You drank eachothers slushies?

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Jack: I'm bored.
Dave: Wanna commit first degree murder?
Jack: Sure!
Steven, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Dawn down!!

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Luther: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Dawn does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Jack: If Dawn were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Dawn jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Dave: You jump off a cliff!
Jack: Gladly, provided Dawn did first.

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Luther: I'm cold.
Dawn: Here, take my hoodie.
*meanwhile*
Steven: I'm cold.
Peter: I can't control the weather, Steven.

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Luther: What's the announcement, Dave?
Dave: It's a lecture. Dawn's gonna tell us everything they know about sex.
Jack: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.

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Luther: *Gasp*
Jack: wHAT??
Luther: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Jack: *inhales*
Dave, in another room with Dawn: Why can I hear screeching?

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Jack: You guys worried about Dawn?
Steven: Totally
Luther: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"
Jack: And what'd you say?
Luther: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Steven:
Jack: They're lucky to have you as a friend.

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Jack: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Dawn: The cow??
Jack: What?
Luther: Dawn, W H Y?

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Dawn: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Dave: Not if they consent to it.
Jack: Depends on who your stabbing.
Steven: YES??!!?

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Steven: Dawn, you'll be working with Dave and Jack.
Dawn: Alright! A threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Dawn: ...Is that not how you call teams?...

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Steven: It's Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!
Dawn: Merry crisis.
Luther: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.
Jack: Hoe hoe hoe.
Steven: Guys, please.