duality of love and pain chips dale

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ove. What is the real meaning of love without putting it into harsh context? Could it mean a man between a man or woman. Could it be the trust and friendship between two people? Or could it mean a commitment for life before or after death? If you may have guessed now, it is yet to be determined in real life. But when you think about a group of small critters who are helping the world from a dire damnation and chaos at the hands of villainous people like the greedy Fat Cat, the unbearable Dr. Nimnul, and other cretins you can find, you are referring to the Rescue Rangers. Yes, my friends, the Rescue Rangers of the world are one of the strongest, yet the toughest people who can stand up to those mischievous bastards and hopefully, put an end to their chaotic criminal lifestyle. Now, you may think that the Rescue Rangers are 100% perfect, right? Well, you may want to think again. Not all things are perfect for the Rangers when it comes to personal lives. Well, when the time comes to tell about their personal lives, you will possibly know more about the Rescue Rangers, and it's their secrets. This story begins in the year 2009 in the Southern Region of Florida. As you might have suspected, the Rescue Rangers, lead by the famous and most cutest chipmunks of all time, if you catch my drift, Chip and Dale, have moved out of their old, outdated headstead (HEADquarters and homeSTEAD) to a more bigger and comfortable place in Florida. Flying around the Ranger Plane, along with Chip and Dale, there was also Monterrey Jack, his housefly pal Zipper, and two ladies who are right now Chip and Dale's lovely ladies: Foxxy Silverglove and Gadget Hackwrench. As they prepare to get closer to their destination, a conversation sparks on the minds of the Rangers on their new home.
"Approaching...South Region of Florida primary zone. Time of destination of landing: 50 minutes." Said the CPU Monitor of the Ranger Plane.
"Hey, lady, we already know the exact destination!" shouted Dale. "We are not that dumb. And besides, when will you ever learn to use proper composition, you fuckin' idiot! Aiga! Can you believe this robotic piece of shit?!" Not surprisingly enough, Dale can tend to be a bad mouth when he starts being in a foul mood. Chip countered and said to Dale:
"Well, just remember, dipshit, not all of the monitors can tend to proper English composition. Besides, not all of Gadget's inventions and fixtures are perfect in nature. You have to give it some time before you go and judging the hell out of her ideas."
Then Dale said in a somber, "Oooh, I guess you're right, Chips. I guess it's the navigation I have been doing since our departure from the homestead. I have been on my ass all day and never decided to make a switch with you, Chip. But I didn't want to be rude all the way."
Monterrey Jack, starting to chuckle over Dale's outrage on the computer, said:
"Well, Dale mi'lad, not to worry yer arse off, little buddy. You're going to vent out your anger by loving the new headquarters in this place called Florida. Crazily enough, I enjoy the summertime here in America than to freeze the shit out of my arse in O'stralia. I am more suited to surf than to swim."
"Well, Monty Jack," started the sultry Foxxy Silverglove (aka Foxglove), "I just love it when people surf a lot. My baby Dale loves to show his stuff when he surfs in the beaches. Oooh, showing all of that muscle...and gorgeous hair...and..." But her conversation is stop by Dale, saying...
"Uhh, Foxxy, you may want to tone it down a bit. I just don't want to piss off Chip. He's got a sensitive girlfriend behind him."
"Well, Dale, she's got a point there," said the then-quiet Gadget. "You do have a tendency to show off when you surf, but you know, it's actually a great thing when you show some competition with my love Chip. I know Chip can't surf well, but maybe someday you two can get along and possibly learn him some of your skills and stunts to battle him well. You guys tend to fight a lot and I think it's time you need some male bonding together."
"Hmm," started Dale, "Damn, sounds like a pretty good idea to me."
"Well, once we settle down to our new place, how about giving me the old one-two on surfing, Dale?" questioned Chip. "And I'll make a very good bet on your ass, but I won't tell you when we are ready to compete." He extends his hand to Dale and says, "Are you in it, Dale?"
Dale immediately agrees with Chip and shakes his hand for the challenge of surfing. After flying through the air with their crazy conversation, the Rescue Rangers finally arrive at their new headquarters and homestead near a humungous tree at the Sandy Coasts of Palm Beach, Florida. The new place, called a HeadStead, a portmanteau of a headquarter and a homestead, is comprise of a new station headquarters in which the Rescue Rangers will be able to get their report briefings with the use of advance technology, and their homestead where their rooms are now more bigger and much roomier, and of course their usual favorites, slide, huge television, kitchen for cooking, the essentials. Of course since there was no danger of this point to report, the Rescue Rangers decided to kick back and relax and enjoy their first day in Southern Florida. Monterrey decided to make something to eat for the Rangers while everyone went to relax in their quarters. However, there was a bit of a problem. They weren't warned about the air conditioner not working so without dire warning, the homestead got fucking hot! Though not complaining, Monterrey sets up an array of stored fans in the living room but never bothers to take off his jacket. He said to himself,
"Heat? Hah, pathetic. That can go shove it in me arse. O'stralia was much better with cooler weather, but summer is winter over there and with extreme heat, I rather be cold than being hot. Hmm. I wonder how them rangers are doing in their rooms?"
If you want to know, Jack, you got it. We enter Dale and Foxxy's Double Bedroom Suite where currently Dale, who is completely wiped out from piloting the Ranger Plane, decided to take a long nap while his girlfriend, Foxxy Silverglove, decided to steam things up by taking a long, hot and relaxing shower so she can shine up for her love Dale. Foxxy, who is impervious to the heat, shows in the shower how her body feels with the trickling of the water hitting down her shiny body. Showing her voluptuous body and big bust, she rubs her stomach gently while closing her eyes on how she envisions Dale kissing her body from head to toe in the shower while letting herself be entangled in ecstasy. This visionary dream got her into a sexual mood as she pressed herself on the shower walls, dreaming on how she achieved her first orgasm while she gave away her virginity to Dale. She just loved the dream, every bit of it. As for Dale...well, he's a hell of a dreamer, but has a tendency to get wood every time he dreams about Foxxy. As he is still asleep, naked in sweat because of the AC, he begins to have orgasmic reactions without resorting to "playing around." One reason is because he was dreaming he was riding with Foxxy and he was slowly letting her ride like it was no tomorrow. He begins to feel goose bumps around his body and started to arch his back. Soon, he was feeling that his furry manhood was going up, knowing that he was close from resorting to "playing" tactics with his wood. Dale kept continuing arching his back and getting spasms in his body as he was getting closer to an afternoon-style nocturnal emission. However, as he was close to the point of emission, his dreams started to shift from Foxxy...to...to...
"Oooh, F...Fu...Ohh...Ohhh...oh...Chips...AHH! WAIT A MINUTE!"
Dale immediately wakes up in disarray and sees himself with his wood up and soaking in his own sweat. His vision came back to normal but still perplexed that he saw his longtime pal Chip riding on him during his dream. He was still "up" but he can't quite try to get it down. He said to himself:
"What the fuck was I thinking of? Was it me or was I having a fantasy on Chips? Yuck! So sweaty. I better take a cold shower."
But as Dale was about to get into the shower, Foxxy Silverglove got out of the shower, looking all shiny and glistening with the beads of water stuck onto her body.
"Ooooh, Dale, babe," said Foxxy. "Hmm, I see your magic wand has come to attention. Did you go woody while I was in the shower?"
Dale couldn't speak because he was so perplexed over the dream shift from Foxxy to Chip, but Foxxy decided to get him to speak. She said:
"Let me loosen you up for a bit, okay, babe?"
She immediately pawed her hands onto Dale's big furry manhood and got Dale to moan a little more louder. Foxxy wanted something she has been waiting for a long time, and she was not hesitant to see it. She immediately stroke quickly onto Dale's throbbing wand, and Dale was getting closer to "pack a punch" with his climatic finish. Dale immediately said:
"Oh, Foxxy...Oh, it's getting there. It's getting there. Don't stop, please!"
Foxxy kept stroking as fast as she can while Dale just couldn't take it as he played around with his nuts to further heighten the excitement. Finally, Dale screams:
"OH, SON OF A BITCH!"
He finally blew up and he started shooting like he was Peter North, willing to shoot farther than five feet. He shot nearly eleven loads of his liquid anatomy, spewing the long shots from his room. His last shot would eventually hit onto a window, in which the next door to the left has got to be Chip and Gadget's Room. However, inside Chip and Gadget's room, something was not right with the two. Chip, who was coming back from cleaning the RangerPlane after arriving in Southern Florida, went into the room to prepare for a cold shower for the day to combat the excruciating heat. However, on the bedside, he notices Gadget's behavior. Gadget Hackwrench has been very silent ever since their final confrontation with the deranged mad scientist Dr. Morton Nimnul, to who nearly killed the Rescue Rangers on a botched attempt to use a normal ray gun to put a hole in their stomachs. Even though the Rangers thwarted the attempt and killed the scientist, Gadget wanted to end the nightmare by getting out of their old homestead and opted to locate to Southern Florida. But, being wrecked and tired from the attacks, Chip was beginning to worry about her. Chip and Gadget had been together for three years and never put up an argument, not even when being completely passionate. But the battle against Nimnul took a toll for the worse. Chip felt that she is hiding something behind Chip's back. The worrisome chipmunk approached to comfort Gadget, but Gadget said to Chip:
"Chip, I know what you're planning to do, and I am not in the mood right now!"
Chip, trying to rub Gadget's back, backed off when Gadget told him not now. But Chip wasn't going to make her happy by having sex, Chip wanted just plainly talk to her and see what's going on. Chip said:
"But, Gadget, my love, I didn't come here to try to get kinky. I got very worried about you. You only talked for at least a minute or so when we were flying to Florida. I thought that something was coming up and I thought it was good enough to just talk and comfort you."
But Gadget shrugged off Chip's comment and said:
"Yeah? Well, worry yourself and leave me alone. Why don't you go to the garage and masturbate on your old flame Clarice."
Then, Chip ended up being a little bit furious and told straight to Gadget:
"Look! I don't know what the hell is going on here, but you're not helping me out on why you're being so damn gloomy! Why are you being so bitchy about this?!"
"Bitchy?" said the infuriated Gadget. "Bitchy?! I'll tell you what's bitchy about? Your attitude! God damnit, Chip, I have been trying to get everything situated for all of you and you come out and shout out at me because I am not helping. (Starting to shed tears) I cannot believe you are acting like a little bitch! You want to know my secret? (Chip tries to speak, but...) Good, because you will not get to hear it. Just...Just...just get the fuck away from me, alright?!"
After getting a mouth full from a stressed-out Gadget, Chip was immediately kicked out of the room, not even trying to get a chance to take a shower after washing up the RangerPlane. From that point on, Chip didn't want to put more fuel to the fire and decided to admit defeat. Chip now feels that Gadget didn't meant to be mad at him, maybe something had came up to her and doesn't want to talk about it. Chip and Gadget were mostly active sexually just like Dale and Foxxy, but Chip went through three times the sex every week to gain muscle in his furry body and having a heart-shaped-style chest, mostly meaning that he is well loved. But today, his first day became disastrous as he decides to take his shower in the garage room, where a spare bathroom is located. Chip has never, and I mean never, showered in a place where it is mostly used for building vehicles and weaponry. After the shower, he immediately went to the spare room, where mostly a bed and television set is set for guests. Chip didn't want to cry in pain, but he can't resist. Tears begin to shed in Chip's bright eyes as it feels like he is being rejected from Gadget. As he was closer from taking a nap, he saw a small window near his bed and saw inside Dale's Room. The only thing he saw minus the white liquid streams on the floor and walls was Dale's Hawaiian Shirt and Foxxy's body jewelry with the letters "D" and "FX." Chip never had did anything so nice to Gadget since the time they met, but their relationship had gone complicated over the fact that Chip, can be on certain times, an arrogant and self-centered bastard. Chip, in his mind, is very jealous of Dale due to the fact him and Foxxy's sexual power kept them together when they first met during the battle with the Fiendish Witch Winifred. But, for Chip, who is closer on the verge of losing Gadget from her emotions and to Dale in an upcoming surfboarding challenge, he could be felt as the most embarrassing chipmunk, and also the person who never gave more love than anyone else. He said to himself...
"Why. Why does it have to be me? I gave everything to Gadget to make her happy. Clothing, jewelry, and even my virginity. But why is she thinking about her past times? (Sighs) I don't know how long I am going to endure the pain of defeat for the time being. (Begins to close his eyes) I wish I can be more like Dale and become more of a lover than him. But... (He silently whimpers and sheds tears as he tries to sleep it off till tonight)
Back in the kitchen, Monterrey begins his final preparations in preparing for a nice meal while Zipper, who is learning his proper language skills without resorting to gibberish talk, tries to speak in Dutch, but with some limited success.
(Zipper's voice) 'annir lif'ibbers erenigen, veginnin ze te strelen 'un litcham dot se veginnin to huelen bippenvel ok 'un litcham. Alls men aprik, de onder'e zohl verdon zat!
Monterrey, who is happy Zipper is learning dutch with struggles, said this:
"Ah, good try on the pronunciation, Zip. Just try to remember not to go stressful on the pronunciations, you don't want to have a bug up yer arse, huh? Heheheh." Despite Jack's euphoric talk, Zipper was happy enough to give it another try but without stressing the pronunciations. Sliding down the tube slide, Chip and Foxxy decided to enter the den to watch some television while waiting for the food, but Dale was beginning to worry. Dale asked...
"Uh, hey, Monterrey Jack. Not to be a ball breaker, but you know where by any chance Chip is?"
Monterrey said, "Uhh, hate to break to you, Dale, mi'lad, but I just heard Chip is in the spare room weeping in tears already. If I were you, I would rather break the subject up. Besides, it's a pretty nasty subject, and it's none of our fuckin' business to talk about it. Sorry."
"Chips? Weeping?" said Dale. "He has been his normal self since we came here. I don't know what the cause of his crying. Do you think...?" Foxxy stop short of the conversion and tells him...
"I don't know, Dale-luv. I think there could be a logical reasoning. I kind of heard some arguments next door, and by the looks of it, we're already seeing some dissention in the ranks. Maybe later on you can talk to Chip and have a man-o-man talk and see what you guys can do. I'll be gone to help get some groceries, and...(giggles) something to tingle up tonight's romper."
"I'll give it a shot," said the confident Dale. "Besides, I don't give a shit on how he treats me, but when you give it a try, you can feel confident for life. I'll do it... (thinks in his head) if I don't repeat of what happened to me during my nap."
Dale, full of confidence and full of spunk, decided to give Foxxy a steamy kiss as a sign of agreement. Finally, Jack's food was finally finished and everyone, in exception of Chip, came at the dining room table to get into Monterrey Jack's full course meal. Monterrey, who I forgot to mention is a raging Cheeseaholic, kind of surprised the Rangers that he is mentioning less cheese and trying to consume less of it so he can focus on crime fighting instead of lusting on cheese. However, Gadget begins to get worried about Chip because he is not at the table. Her mood immediately changed from being angry to worrisome since the argument. She said:
"Golly," she began, "I know it's rare for Chip to not come to the dining room table, but where can he be?"
The Rangers felt completely silent because they didn't want to butt into the conversation surrounding Chip and Gadget. Dale didn't want to say anything because it would ruin the deal with Foxxy. But then, Gadget just said...
"Hmm, maybe he is tired. Poor thing. He'll probably rest easy and get a huge bite to eat."
The Rescue Rangers were relieved though very surprised that she actually started to feel much better without resorting to say Chip's name. However, some of the Rangers are going to get worried because there could be a strain between Gadget Hackwrench and Chip and it could put a big disadvantage towards the team should Gadget not participate in battling against crime and creating nothing more than invention and vehicles. But one thing's for certain and it begins already. Chip...needs to get his act together or things will go rocky through their years to come.*