GENSHIN ONESHOTS + HEADCANNONS

Scaramouche NSFW Alphabet

Scaramouche = scarce-boobs

A- Aftercare (What is he like after sex) 

He's passed out after, you want to be cared for then you'll be waiting till morning

B- Body Part (whats his favorite body part of yours and his) 

He's a booba guy
(I mean have y'all seen his mothers ult?)
On him he loves his hat-

C- Cum (Basically where does he normally cum, IK i am a disgusting person) 

He'll cum wherever he wants but most of the time inside you (sorry)

D- Dirty Secret (basically what is his dirty secret) 

He loves to cuddle you but he will never tell you

E- Experience (How experienced is he) 

Have y'all seen him? He ain't got no bitches.
So your his first, but he's not going to say anything 'bout it

F- Favorite position ( Goes without saying probs) 

Missionary, he loves hearing your voice in his ear, also grab at his back, he finds it cute- (I see a little silhouette of a man~)

G- Goofy (do they make jokes or are they serious) 

He's serious. Dead serious. Don't joke around- please-

H- Hair (Is he into Hair pulling) 

Pull his hair, scratch his back, kiss his neck, he loves it, finds it adorable (bc ur a cutie)

I- Intimate (How intimate are they?)

It's all on how you act around him

J- Jack off (I'm not explaining this.) 

He doesn't do this because it won't work and your right there, why would he?

K- Kink (One or more Kinks) 

Marking kink, he loves biting you or waving hickeys, also loves it whenever you mark him

L- Location (where is the dance with no pants?) 

His office, his bedroom or anywhere else where you provoke him and it has to be private

M- Motivation (what Gets them going?) 

Just a little push and you'll be doomed

N- No! (what will they absolutely Not do) 

He'll never let you top, shorty is a bitch

O- Oral (Give or get?) 

Get, he ABSOLUTELY LOVES how you look sucking him off, especially if it's under his desk

P- Pace (Fast and Rough or slow and sensual ect)

Fast and rough

Q- Quickie (do they like quickies?) 

Naw, he'll do you long, and there a 0% chance that you'll be able to walk the next day or week

R- Risk (do they take risks?) 

Y'all remember the under the desk blow job? Yeh, he loves taking risks

S- Stamina (How long do they last) 

He lasts however long he wants to, good luck

T- Toy (Do they use toys?) 

He uses a gag on you sometimes, also blindfolds and vibrators, I pray for you body

U- Unfair (do they tease) 

He teases you every single time

V- Volume (how loud are they) 

He's dead silent which is kinda concerning, the only time he's audible is when he's talking to you

W- Wildcard (Random headcanon) 

One time he moaned loudly and you both just kinda froze, he threatened you to never speak of that

X- X-ray (what in dem pants?) 

Hell naw

Y- Yearning (How high is their Sex drive?) 

When he see's you there's a 69% chance he's going to rail you

Z- Zzz (how fast do they fall asleep afterwards?)

Almost immediately, then he takes up the entire bed while your numb and curled up while one of his arms is around you holding you in place, you can't escape him 🫣