GENSHIN ONESHOTS + HEADCANNONS

Kaeya NSFW Alphabet

A- Aftercare (What is he like after sex)

Teasing, asks if you want anything

B- Body Part (whats his favorite body part of yours and his)

Ah, a man of culture I see

C- Cum (Basically where does he normally cum, IK i am a disgusting person)

On the sheets(of a bed) or on your stomach

D- Dirty Secret (basically what is his dirty secret)

He wants you to take care of him after, but with all his teasing and how rough he was it's only fair that you get the care

E- Experience (How experienced is he)

Bro, you already know that he goes around fucking everyone in Monstadt, after he started dating you he thought about cheating obviously so that you were gone before the next day. But he re-thought and actually fell in love with you, still flirts a little tho

F- Favorite position ( Goes without saying probs)

Cowgirl (can I get a YEEHAW-)

G- Goofy (do they make jokes or are they serious)

Goofy Ah-

H- Hair (Is he into Hair pulling)

Of course he is- pull his hair all you want! It only turns him on more

I- Intimate (How intimate are they?)

69420%

J- Jack off (I'm not explaining this.)

Dude- he does this like twice a week or something, smh

K- Kink (One or more Kinks)

Pet play, mirror sex, and probs lingerie- there's like a thousand more but I'm not going to write that all out

L- Location (where is the dance with no pants?)

His office, the library, his room, your room, his living room, behind a tree, fingering in public- basically he a shameless bitch who does what he wants

M- Motivation (what Gets them going?)

Wear lingerie and you won't be able to walk for a week

N- No! (what will they absolutely Not do)

Knife play, finds it uncomfortable if your bleeding +it's messy, and if y'all get caught that gonna look sus

O- Oral (Give or get?)

Both, likes giving slightly more (pulling his hair again, smh x2)

P- Pace (Fast and Rough or slow and sensual ect)

He can be both, depends on what you want

Q- Quickie (do they like quickies?)

100% does that every morning unless your sore from last night or last morning

R- Risk (do they take risks?)

He'll yeah, once fucked you over his desk while someone was outside, almost got caught 😅

S- Stamina (How long do they last)

6 rounds? 6 or 9 depending on his mood and energy (hahahahahahahahah- I'm sorry I'll shut up now)

T- Toy (Do they use toys?)

It wouldn't be Kaeya if toys weren't involved

U- Unfair (do they tease)

What do you think?

V- Volume (how loud are they)

Wakes up the entirety of Monstadt

W- Wildcard (Random headcanon)

He once fucked a random person while you were together but that's it! He stopped after that and vowed to himself that he would only love you

X- X-ray (what in dem pants?)

Mr. world wide

Y- Yearning (How high is their Sex drive?)

84%

Z- Zzz (how fast do they fall asleep afterwards?)

Waits some moments till your heart rate steadies then falls asleep

YOOOOLLLLLOOO *jumps out window*