Am I still updating this book? Yes sadly.
The other books I'm working on are dark shit, so why not make serial killers Yaaas?
They have a social life too yk 😡💅
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BEN10:
What is up bitchesss
IGETNOBITCHES(you):
Bro it's literally eight in the fucking morning.
Not even Jeff's awake.
Burndtbitch:
I'm literally at work rn.
*Pic of him standing over body.*
Offbrandpennywise:
OOO NICE ONE JEFF :D
IGETNOBITCHES:
Sometimes I forget that y'all are actually insane.
Miskyshuffle:
Your literally one of us Y/n, do you have memory loss?
IGETNOBITCHES:
Says you, we all know you and Jay were gay for eachother.
Gothicbitch:
Y/N- NAH U DIDN'T 💀
IGETNOBITCHES:
I did 💅
Brain:
Y/n did you sneak into the back closet and watch the tapes again with Tobias? If you did I'm beating your ass the next time I see you.
IGETNOBITCHES:
Bro I'm literally on the top bunk, I'm above u rn.
Oh.
Where are you?
...
GuYS HELp!?!!!!!!
Emo pennywise:
Y/n?...
BEN10:
Guys I think Y/n's dead.
GET IT HOODSIES PURRRR
BEAT THEY'RE ASS YASSSS
Burndtbitch:
IS Y/N FINALLY DEAD?!
YESSSSSS
emofangurl:
y/n? Wait wtf
NAAHHH THEY CANT DIE!
BYE!
Miskyshuffle:
I can hear y/n screaming like a damn ten year old from the kitchen rn.
IGETNOEYES:
Yeah same, and it's a wonderful sound to wake up to.
IGETNOBITCHES:
Yeah, since you don't have eyes mf.
Stfu you grey bitch, I'll eat yo kidneys.
CHASINGHOES:
How the turn have tabled 😈
KAGE🍷
How tf r u already drunk?

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SURVIVOR SERIES - The Parody
Humordo or do not read this i cannot look at this like every time i get a notification abt this or anything related a little part of me dies. i wrote this when i was 12 and have tried to make it somewhat better but nothing can save this.