November 6th, 2022
12:pm
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IGETNOBITCHES:
What would happen if I got arrested for stealing a Queen figurine from Target.
Brain:
Let's say you didn't get arrested?
IGETNOBITCHES:
Uh
I kinda did
BEN10:
PERIODT Y/N
SlAY WHAT YOU WANNA SLAY
IGETNOBITCHES:
AND LET THE SLAYS SLAY OUT
Burndtbitch:
You guys are a bunch of f*****.
IGETNOBITCHES:
😧
BEN10:
😧
CHASINGHOES:
😧
Brain:
🥵
Oops
😧
Burndtbitch:
What? When Jane says it it's okay but when I say it? Fuck you guys.
Gothicbitch:
Jeff I'm a lesbian, I can say that.
Burndtbitch:
Well I'm Bi so I can too.
•Five members took a screenshot!•
IGETNOBITCHES:
So uh
Jeff just came out of the closet 💅
Um, this guy across from me is speaking in tongues except none of its an actual language tf
BEN10:
Your at the local police station right?
I see you in the security cameras lmao
DONT FLIP ME OFF
IGETNOBITCHES:
HEHEHE
Miskyshuffle:
Wait? Y/n got arrested!
IGETNOBITCHES:
Uh yeah? Where tf have you been?
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