OVA 1: The Most Playful Gods

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Author: Welcome back everyone!

Izayoi: About time! My legs feel cramped from sitting for so long.

Asuka: I feel like I turned to stone again.

You: But you never did.

Asuka: Huh? Weird, I remember becoming one though. What do you think Hajime-san?

Hajime: ......
*Insert Flex Tape. 

Kuro Usagi: You Problem Children! Don't go destroying the 4th Wall again!

Izayoi: Well screw that! After months of waiting I am exhausted. All that standing and waiting and standing again and shxt!

Author: ...You know that there are other stories that are in hiatus for far longer right?

Ajimu: Yeah, I wonder who that is Author-Sama~.

Author: W-what the?! How the hell did you get in?!

Ajimu: Two words. Alibi Block. Oh, and I am not alone.

Ash Ketchum: Yea bro. Guess who she brought with her.

Hilda: Why aren't you updating us huh?!

Kumagawa: [Some of us didn't even appear yet~. Ah well, even I can't lose when I don't compete.]

Pikachu: Pika-chu. Pika Pi!

Author: U-uh... guys help?

Izayoi: Nope~.

Asuka: Why should I?

You: No thanks.

Hajime: ......

Author: Come on Hajime... be a pal and help.

Hajime: *Insert a tablet that states "Good Luck"

Author: ......

*Insert Nigerundayo

Zenkichi: Get him!

Author: AHHHHHHH! Mondaiji-tachi ga Isekai kara Kuru sou desu yo? does not belong to me, but their respective owners.

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Quick note:

Quotes - "Hello"
Thoughts - 'Hello'
Hajime's Texts - "Hello"

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"There she is! Get her!"

"Hah, hah, hah."

Ya know, a couple pedophiles with swords chasing down a little girl with raccoon tail and ears was not how I expected this to start. 

"We are not pedophiles!"

"Huh? Who are you speaking to?"

Yea. I wonder who he is speaking to.

One of the man looked confusingly at another, who was seething with rage.

"That ugly looking bastard at the sky!"

"Huh?"

A few others collectively looked up to the sky, only to find nothing but empty clouds.

"Dude, there is nothing there."

"Huh? What do you mean? It's right there!"

Apparently that guy lost his mind.

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