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Here we go again <3

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Ricky: Bye Penny! Bye Noel! Bye Constance! Bye Misha! Bye Penny!
Ocean: You said ‘bye Penny ’ twice.
Ricky: I like Penny

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Noel: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Ricky: wHat?
Noel: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Constance: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

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Constance: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Misha: I only like dark humor.
Constance, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
Misha: ...
Constance: An IMPASTA!

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Penny: Oooh, a train!
Ricky: We’re in a train station, Penny.

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Ocean: You disgust me.
Constance: *biting straight into a KitKat* I realize this and don’t care

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Ocean: Met a dumbass today. Awful.
Noel: You looked in a mirror?
Ocean: someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

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Ocean: Would you take a bullet for me?
Constance: ...yes?
*Misha angrily burst into the room*
Ocean: *running away* Great, thanks

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Ricky: Yes, I'm adopting Penny and you cowards can't tell me no!

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Noel: You're pathetic!
Ocean: You're pathetic-er!
Misha: You're both losers.

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Ocean, entering the room: *Sees Noel and leaves*
Noel, watching Ocean leave: There’s my monthly dose of Ocean…

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Misha: Do you want to know your gay name?
Noel: My... my gay name?
Misha: Yeah, it's your first name-
Noel: Haha. Very funny Mish-
Misha: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Noel: Oh- oh my god.

A/n: Nisha, if only😭

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Noel: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

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Misha: I failed my safety training course today.
Ocean: Why, what happened?
Misha: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Ocean: And?
Misha: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

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Misha: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!
Constance: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from our teacher...
Misha, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award

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Ricky: I’ve only had Penny for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself

A/n: Space dolls my beloved <3

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Constance: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my mind for 30 minutes can’t?

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Ocean: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
Misha: You're right.. Violence can't be the answer.
Ocean: Correct, your getting a hang of it. Now, on to the next lesso-
Misha: Violence is the question.
Misha: And the answer is yes!
Ocean: so close..

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And that's a wrap for now<33
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