All About Dat Bass

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Rapunzel: Please oh PLEASE be saved Nick........

Ryan: (from the TV) (A/N: I'm not sure what he really said in the TV) Nick Fradiani!!

Rapunzel and Jan: *fangirls*

Anna: Well... I guess Clark's the next one to be saved.

Ryan: Clark Beckham!

Anna: Oh my XD I was correct!! *dances* Let me see who's next... uh.... *ahem* (does it in a Ryan Seacrest voice) Jax!!!!

Elsa: Hm, I bet it's Rayvon.

Ryan: The third one to be saved is..........

Hiro: *turns off the TV*

Anna, Rapunzel and Elsa: AUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Rapunzel: It was so..... THRILLING! I mean, who would be the top 3????

Hiro: Ladies. We've got a dare.

Elsa, Rapunzel and Anna: From who?

Hiro: From @FaithTalbot. It says: 'I dare Elsa to sing All About That Bass and everyone has to lesson the whole time.'

Elsa: I guess I know that song.

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Elsa: Because you know I'm all about that bass,
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass

Anna: Since we all love history, let me ask you one question: When was Abraham Lincoln elected to Congress?

Kristoff: *raises hand* Let me guess.... 1846?

Anna: Correct! And what about John F. Kennedy?

Kristoff: 1946?

Anna: Nice!

Elsa: Yeah it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two
But I can shake it, shake it like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
All the right junk in all the right places
I see the magazines working that Photoshop
We know that sh** ain't real
Come on now, make it stop
If you got beauty beauty just raise 'em up
'Cause every inch of you is perfect
From the bottom to the top
Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size
She says, boys they like a little more booty to hold at night
You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll,
So, if that's what's you're into then go ahead and move along

Anna: Here's the thing. Lincoln was elected in 1860, while Kennedy was elected 1960. Both were concerned with civil rights. Both their wives lost a child living in the White House. Both were shot in a Friday, and both were shot in the head. But it gets weirder in this part!

Elsa: Because you know I'm all about that bass,
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass

Anna: Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy, while Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by southerners.

Rapunzel: *drinks water*

Anna: And both were succeeded by southerners named Johnson!

Rapunzel: *spits it out*

Elsa: I'm bringing booty back
Go ahead and tell them skinny b****es Hey
No, I'm just playing I know you think you're fat,
But I'm here to tell you that,
Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top
Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size
She says, boys they like a little more booty to hold at night
You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll,

So, if that's what's you're into
Then go ahead and move along

Anna: Now on the maths! 1+1=?

Rapunzel: *raises hand* 3!

Elsa: Because you know I'm all about that bass,
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass

Anna: Ask and dare away!

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