Jan: *appears on TV* BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!
All: Wuht's da brehkin news?!
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All: WHAT'S THE NEWS, DUDE??!!!!!!!!!
Jan: Heh...... Astrid's coming.
All but Hiccup and 1D: ASTRID HOFFERSON???!!!!!!
Jan: Yeah........ the Astrid Hofferson.
Hiccup: I............ gotta change!!!!! *goes to the guest room*
*Astrid arrives*
Hiccup: *all dressed up*
Astrid: *looks AWESOMELY gorgeous* Hey, honey. *kisses his cheek*
Merida: *snorts*
Rapunzel: *nudges her*
Astrid: Missed me?
Hiccup: Yeah. With every breath, Astrid.
Astrid: Yeah. Well, I made a new friend! Saw him at the UK.
Hiccup and 1D except Niall: UK?!
Astrid: Yeah. His name's....... Zayn Malik.
1D: ZAYN MALIK???!!!!!!!
Zayn: Hey guys!
Anna, Rapunzel and Maleficent: *faints*
Niall: I have no idea what is going on, guys.
Louis: Yeah! I mean, this whole thing's confusing! We went to a house of..... of...... CGI characters that we know, and Angelina Jolie kissed me on the lips! For 7 minutes! And know, Zayn comes here?!!
Rapunzel: *nudges Niall* Look! Ice Cream!!!
Niall: *sighs* Go ahead.
Rapunzel: *gets a spoon*
Liam: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH SP-SP-SP-SP-SP--
Rapuniall: Spoon?
Liam: Spoon................ *faints*
Zastrid: *looks at him with the 'huh' look*
Astrid: Now, listen, guys, I'll be your special guest for one week. And you--Mericcup--
Mericcup: Mericcup?!
Astrid: Will leave the house.
Mericcup: Fine.
Hiccup: *kisses her cheek* I love you, Astrid. With every heartbeat.
Astrid: Yeah, yeah. Now go! *slaps his cheek*
Hiccup: Ow. That was pretty hard for a girl.
Astrid: *kisses the slapped part* Love you too. Bye!
Niall: Now, let me ask you one question, uhm...... Asteroid?
Astrid: *grabs his t-shirt* Don't. You. Dare. Call. Me. Asteroid. Again!! *lets go* And what is that question, Niall Polish?
Niall: Okay, okay, sorry. Why is Malik here?! I thought you were with Hiccup!
Astrid: Malik, Zayn? Oh, I asked him for directions to the clubhouse. He's the..... what should I say..... GPS guy.
Niall: Oh. Ask and dare away.
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