BREAKING NEWS PEHPS. READ. IT'S URGENT.

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Jan: *appears on TV* BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!

All: Wuht's da brehkin news?!

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All: WHAT'S THE NEWS, DUDE??!!!!!!!!!

Jan: Heh...... Astrid's coming.

All but Hiccup and 1D: ASTRID HOFFERSON???!!!!!!

Jan: Yeah........ the Astrid Hofferson.

Hiccup: I............ gotta change!!!!! *goes to the guest room*

*Astrid arrives*

Hiccup: *all dressed up*

Astrid: *looks AWESOMELY gorgeous* Hey, honey. *kisses his cheek*

Merida: *snorts*

Rapunzel: *nudges her*

Astrid: Missed me?

Hiccup: Yeah. With every breath, Astrid.

Astrid: Yeah. Well, I made a new friend! Saw him at the UK.

Hiccup and 1D except Niall: UK?!

Astrid: Yeah. His name's....... Zayn Malik.

1D: ZAYN MALIK???!!!!!!!

Zayn: Hey guys!

Anna, Rapunzel and Maleficent: *faints*

Niall: I have no idea what is going on, guys.

Louis: Yeah! I mean, this whole thing's confusing! We went to a house of..... of...... CGI characters that we know, and Angelina Jolie kissed me on the lips! For 7 minutes! And know, Zayn comes here?!!

Rapunzel: *nudges Niall* Look! Ice Cream!!!

Niall: *sighs* Go ahead.

Rapunzel: *gets a spoon*

Liam: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH SP-SP-SP-SP-SP--

Rapuniall: Spoon?

Liam: Spoon................ *faints*

Zastrid: *looks at him with the 'huh' look*

Astrid: Now, listen, guys, I'll be your special guest for one week. And you--Mericcup--

Mericcup: Mericcup?!

Astrid: Will leave the house.

Mericcup: Fine.

Hiccup: *kisses her cheek* I love you, Astrid. With every heartbeat.

Astrid: Yeah, yeah. Now go! *slaps his cheek*

Hiccup: Ow. That was pretty hard for a girl.

Astrid: *kisses the slapped part* Love you too. Bye!

Niall: Now, let me ask you one question, uhm...... Asteroid?

Astrid: *grabs his t-shirt* Don't. You. Dare. Call. Me. Asteroid. Again!! *lets go* And what is that question, Niall Polish?

Niall: Okay, okay, sorry. Why is Malik here?! I thought you were with Hiccup!

Astrid: Malik, Zayn? Oh, I asked him for directions to the clubhouse. He's the..... what should I say..... GPS guy.

Niall: Oh. Ask and dare away.

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