THE WEDDING IS OFF????!!!!!!!!! (I'm Being Sarcastic)

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Tadashi: This dare's from @Sara48101020, and she says: 'I have a dare, Elsa tells Jack that the wedding is off, but only her can know, mkay? And Elsa must go on a fake date with Hans and Jack must see it, I wanna see his face.'

*Philippines*

Elsa: I'm on it! But the thing is... where's Hans...? Oh well. *calls him*

*a few minutes later*

Jack: *dances Nae Nae*

Now watch me whip

Now watch me nae nae

Now watch me whip, whip

Watch me nae nae

*phone rings* Oh, that's gotta be my phone. *answers* Hello?

Elsa: Uhm, Jack?

Jack: Thank goodness you called. What's going on?

Elsa: I... I need to tell you something.

Jack: Yeah?

Elsa: You know that we're engaged, right?

Jack: Yeah. Why?

Elsa: Uhm, I.... I'm breaking off the wedding.

Jack: WHAT???????!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elsa: Jack, it's just not.... I'm not meant for you.

Jack: Wha-- come on, Elsa, don't say that! Look, the baby's mine. You just can't--

Elsa: Bye, Jack.

Jack: But--

Elsa: *hangs up*

Jack: No... I........

Anna: Hi Jack! Hey, what's the prob?

Jack: Elsa said the wedding's off.

Anna: Look, maybe you might be mistaken.

Jack: But it sounded like her!

Anna: It just sounded like her. Maybe you should try again.

Jack: You're... right?

Anna: Hey, you should go to the Philippines! You can fly, right?

Jack: Yeah, right. *flies to the Philippines*

*Philippines*

Jack: *lands*

A random person: UY, SI JACK FROST YAN! (HEY, THAT'S JACK FROST!) *points at him*

Jack fangirls: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *surrounds him*

Jack fangirl: PA-KISS! (KISS ME!)

Jack: No, no, no, not now! *flies*

****

Elsa: *gasps* Jack's here! Hans, you know the plan, right?

Hans: Yeah. I'm ready.

****

Helsa: *holding hands*

Elsa: *smiles* This is terrible, I'm telling you.

Hans: *smiles back* Yeah, I know. And you're pregnant.

Elsa: This is really awkward.

*in Hans' memory*

Anna: This is awkward. Not you're awkward, but just because me.... I'm awkward. You're gorgeous. Wait, what?

*back to the real world*

Hans: Yeah. Very.

****

Jack: *sees Helsa on a date* Elsa......

Hans: You don't believe in Jack Frost, do you? *holds her hand*

Elsa: Jack Frost? Pfft, no, I don't believe him! And besides, he's just a myth.

Jack: (Elsa's words are in his brain) He's just a myth... myth.... myth.... myth....

Elsa: Anyways, you paid the bill already?

Hans: Yeah.

Elsa: Let's go? *holds Hans' hand*

Hans: Sure. *holds her hand*

Helsa: *passes through Jack*

Jack: I......... (Elsa's words) I don't believe believe him... him... him... him... him... (back to the real world) No... *flies back to the clubhouse*

*da clubhouse*

Anna: *dances Nae Nae*

Now watch me whip

Now watch me nae nae

Now watch me whip, whip-- *hears the doorbell* Coming! *opens the door* Oh, Jack! So how was it?

Jack: E-Elsa..... she...... she......

Anna: She... what?

Jack: She s-said that.... that...... she-she doesn't b-believe me any-anymore........ she.......... she said that....... I-I'm a m-myth.......... *lost in tears*

Anna: Jack....... I'm so sorry. *hears her phone ring* Just a minute. *answers it* Hello? Okay, just a sec. Jack, this is for you.

Jack: H-hello?

Elsa: (from the phone) J-Jack? Are you there?

Jack: E-Elsa?

Elsa: *in tears* Jack, I'm so sorry... I didn't... I didn't mean to do it.....

Jack: *silent*

Elsa: I'm so sorry about the date... with Hans... and I'm sorry... when I said that... that.... I didn't believe you.... and you.... you were a myth..... and I'm sorry for saying that the wedding was off... I..... *lost in tears*

Jack: Wh-why did you d-do it.....?

Elsa: Tadashi sent me a dare... to tell you that the wedding was off, and to have a fake date with Hans.

Jack: So it was a dare. I mean, the dares are about torturing me! Why?

Elsa: I also don't know.

Jelsa: (long silence)

Elsa: Jack?

Jack: Yes?

Elsa: Will you..... forgive me......?

Jack: I........ I already have, Elsa.

Elsa: I love you, Jack. I always have.

Jack: I love you, Elsa. With every heartbeat.

Jelsa: (long silence)

Jack: You know what, Elsa?

Elsa: What?

Jack: If you were here, I would kiss you.

Elsa: Yeah. Me too.

Anna: You done?

Jack: Yeah, wait a sec! Uhm, Elsa, I gotta go. I love you.

Elsa: Love you, too.

Jack: Bye.

Elsa: Bye. *hangs up*

Anna: That was it?

Jack: Yeah.

Anna: Well, ask and dare away.

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