Whaddup Baby {Corpse_Husband} SLOW UPDATES

19. 𝙞𝙈𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙜𝙚 + 𝙏𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧

I woke up this morning and decided that I am going to somehow incite chaos on Twitter today.

Corpsey 🖤:
Uhhh okayyyy then?

Don't worry about it :-).

Corpsey 🖤:
That makes me want to worry about it Emi...

Yeah well, don't worry about it.

Corpsey 🖤:
Emi that doesn't make me feel better, what are you going to do
Read

Emi?

Read

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Emilia Ramon | @EmiRose

As of right now, I am accepting Sugar Daddy applications.

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Corpse Husband | @Corpse_Husband
Is this really what you just left me on read for? To come and tweet this?
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@EmiRose:
Possibly... what of it?

Kaleb Ramon | @kalebramon
You really must be going through it, sis...

Emi Stan | @emiramons
Emi really said imma incite chaos today and this was the result, I can just about 99.9% guarantee that is why this tweet happened.

Koda Lee Vincent | @koda.lee
First, what?
Second, excuse me?
Third just to circle back the fuck?
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@koda.lee:
Bitch we were supposed to get them together 😭😭.
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@EmiRose:
I'm sorry, Koda 😭😭 pls forgive me bb.

Rae | @Valkyrae
So uhhh where do we send these applications Emi? Asking for a friend 😉🤭.
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@EmiRose:
In the DMS bb... you know just the answer for 'a friend' 😉.
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@Corpse_Husband:
I- what?

Jacksepticeye | @Jack_Septic_Eye
What the actual fuck Emi? Are you okay?

User6969:
I could be your Sugar Daddy baby.

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Corpse Husband | @Corpse_Husband

Guess I'm on that 🤡🤡🤡 shit then.

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@CorpseStan:
What happened? I just got my phone back after a month and I'm a little behind on corpsetwt.

@Emi_Husband:
Is someone a wittle jelly that Emi is looking for a Sugar Daddy and didn't ask him?

@Husband_Corpse:
I think someone is a little jelly #Cormilia

@corpsehusban:

#Cormilia can we trend this? Like for real

Emilia Ramon | @EmiRose:
😇

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I was JOKING AND NOW I HAVE THIRSTY OLD MEN IN MY DMS OFFERING TO BE MY SUGAR DADDY I FREAKING HATE IT HERE.

Corpsey 🖤:
That's what you get for tweeting that

When I SAID I WAS GOING TO INCITE CHAOS ON TWITTER I DIDN'T THINK PEOPLE WOULD TAKE WHAT I SAID LITERALLY.

Corpsey 🖤:

😂😂 lmaooo maybe next time don't tell the internet you want a Sugar Daddy and maybe they won't take it seriously 😂

😭😭😭 I hate it here.

Corpsey 🖤:
It's really your own fault here Emi that was not what I expected when you said you were gonna incite chaos today.

😭😭😭

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Emilia Ramon | @EmiRose

OH MY GOD GUYS I WAS JOKING CAN YOU THIRSTY OLD MEN PLEASE GET OUTTA MY DMS!!! I AIN'T OUT HERE TRYNA SEE WRINKLY OLD MAN DICK... NOPE, NOT IN THIS HOUSEHOLD.

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Note:

This chapter was such a trip to write it had me in tears from laughing so hard at one point.

I hope you guys enjoy the chapter :D.