Army x Male!reader

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Curry cooking time!!

Requested by: ArcaneDruid

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3rd Person POV

"Let's make curry!" Army exclaimed as (Y/N) was sitting on the couch. 

"Army i don't know howwwwwwww....." (Y/N) groaned, trying to get out of having to cook.

"I can teach you!"

"Ugh..fine" (Y/N) slowly got up and went into the kitchen with Army. Army opened his manual to the curry page and showed (Y/N) the recipe (I don't know any curry recipes and I'm too lazy to look one up so just work with me here 😭😭). 

"Follow this recipe (Y/N)! I'll get the ingredients out!" Army exclaimed. (Y/N) proceeded to follow the recipe but he was still not good at it.

"NO (Y/N) THAT'S THE WRONG ONE!"

"WHERE'S THE RIGHT ONE?"

"(Y/N) DON'T USE THAT"

"WHOOPS!"

"OH NO WE DON'T HAVE THAT INGREDIENT"

"HUH? WHATTTTTTTTT!!!"

After many chaotic hours, the curry was finished (yayyyyyyyyyy). 

"Let's eat!" Army said, bringing two plates and spoons with him to the table. (Y/N) smiled up at Army and the two ate the curry together!

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"...Army this curry isn't supposed to taste sweet..."

"OH NO DID I GIVE YOU SUGAR INSTEAD??"

The end 😮😮😮

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