Not If I Do It First!

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=In The Gateway=

Baal: Master! Allow me. I will give this wretch a taste of your wrath.

Lamb: Not if I do it first!

Baal: Just shut up and die!

Lamb: You are already dead.

=Baal looks at his corpse=

Baal: Oh.

Aym: I will take care of this beast, master. I will cut that crown from its HEAD!

Lamb Not if I-

Aym: I get it! Just die already!

=Aym uses his magic=

=Lamb flicks the fireballs back at Aym with their bare fingers=

Aym: THAT'S CHEATING!

Lamb: I did it first.

Aym: ._.

The One Who Waits: Aym! Don't die to a worthless pile of fluff!

Lamb: If I'm a worthless pile of fluff, why did you save me?

The One Who Waits: Well- God damn it!

Lamb: I did it first again!

The One Who Waits: AYM! JUST KILL THAT DAMNED LAMB!

=Lamb kills Aym=

The One Who Waits: NOOOOOOOOO!

Lamb: Two to Zero. Give me back my followers!

The One Who Waits: Never!

Lamb: Yeah. Because you're already dead.

=The One Who Waits looks at his corpse=

=The One Who Waits looks back at Baals' and Ayms' corpse=

Lamb: I did it first.

The One Who Waits:  FUUU-

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