=Lamb sips a cup of coffee=
Follower 2: Can I see your To-Do List?
Lamb: Yeah. It's just on the-
=The To-Do List is gone=
Lamb: Wh... What?
Follower 16 Ghost (Ghost 16): They noticed me!
Lamb: Alright. Stole my To-Do List?
Ghost 16: Me!
Lamb: What the...
=Ghost 16 makes themselves visible=
Ghost 16: It's me!
Lamb: WHO ARE- No... It can't be...
Ghost 16: But it can.
Lamb: Wait. I'm gonna be right back.
=Akward silence=
Follower 2: Uhh...
=Lamb comes back with a vaccum cleaner=
Ghost 16: WAIT, NO!
Lamb: I FUCKED YOU UP ONCE IN YOUR LIFE! AND NOW I'M GONNA DO IT AGAIN! BUT THIS TIME, IN YOUR AFTERLIFE!
=Lamb sucks Ghost 16 in=
Lamb: Finally. No more Follower 16.
=Ghost 16 possesses the vaccum cleaner=
Lamb: WAIT WHAT?
Ghost 16: It's easy. Wonder why the ghosts in Ghostbusters don't do that...
Lamb: WELL, THAT'S CHEATING!
Ghost 16: Not if I do it first.
Lamb: =Gasp= How DARE you use those words against me!
Ghost 16: I'm bored...
=Ghost 16 tries to suck Lamb in the vaccum cleaner=
Lamb: Just some mild winds...
Ghost 16: Grrr...
=Ghost 16 unpossesses the vaccum cleaner and slaps Lamb=
=The hand goes straight theough Lamb's face=
Lamb: You're a ghost.
Ghost 16: ...Well then. Ressurect me, will ya?
Lamb: Obviously not.
Ghost 16: Pleeeeaaaase?
Lamb: No.
Ghost 16: ...Pretty pleeeeeeaaaaaase...??
Lamb: Stop.
Ghost 16: What if I were to fu-
Lamb: Still no.
Ghost 16: Fine. I'll leave...
Lamb: Thank you.
=Lamb sips the cup of coffee again=
=Realization=
=Lamb spits the coffee out again=
Lamb: GIVE ME BACK MY TO-DO LIST!
=Ghost 16 is gone=
Lamb: ...
YOU ARE READING
Cult of the Lamb in a nutshell
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