Cult of the Lamb in a nutshell

Shitty Meal

Follower 15: Hey, leader.

Lamb: What is it?

Follower 15: Don't you think it would be funny if you fed follower 7 a Bowl of Poop?

= Accept = Decline (lose 35 faith) =

Lamb: This seems familiar...

=Later=

Follower 7: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Lamb: This is all Follower 15's fault.

=Follower 7 throws up=

=Follower 7 throws the Bowl of Poop at an Outhouse=

=The Outhouse cracks=

=The Outhouse overflows=

Lamb: ...

Lamb: Let's perform a sacrifice!

=In the Temple=

Follower 9: This smells like shit... Where is it coming from?

Follower 7: WHA- NOW I'M GONNA DIE?!

Lamb: You made the outhouse overflow with poop.

Follower 7: THAT'S NOT FAIR! I WAS THE ONE THAT... =Follower 7 goes on a rant while being pulled into the hole in the floor=

=ON THE OTHER SIDE=

The One Who Waits: So, why were you sacrificed? I thought Lamb liked you.

Follower 7: =Sigh= I made the outhouse overflow.

The One Who Waits: ...

=The One Who Waits yeets Follower 7 back through the hole and into the roof of the Temple=

Lamb: OH COME ON! NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIX THAT SHIT!

=Follower 7 keeps being sent from the Temple to The One Who Waits back and forth=

Folloewr 7: So this is what hell is like...