Dsaf: Road trip edition

Part one: Introduction

First part woohoo!
No warnings for this besides strong language but that's gonna be in the entire story so- also there's a lot of dialogue to explain things, there'll be less (hopefully) next chapter.

Dave waltzed into Fazbenders, noticing his phone-headed boss standing right there.

"Oh hey phoney, whatcha doin right here instead of your office or whatever?"

"Well you see uh, there's this thing Fazbenders is forcing us to, uhm, do.."

He trailed off looking to the side.

"Let's wait for Jack to uh.. get here before I-"

The phone headed fuck was cut off by Jack opening the door loudly, before swiveling his head side to side.

"Hey, wait a minute what's going on? There's no kiddins?"

"Y-yeah I was gonna explain that, Dave can you get all of the other employees?"

"Sure I guess."

Once Dave had finally gathered the other three, Jimbo, Matt, and Ronaldo, Steven continued.

"So, Fazbenders, as a..."

He put his hands in air quotes before continuing,

""Treat" are making us all, and I mean us all go on a road trip, uh together. And before any of you try to.."

Steven looked directly at Dave

"...weasel your way out of this, it's in the contract. And I'm sure you all know what happens..."

A chorus of grunts and groans escaped from all of the employees.

"...if you disobey the contract."

They all let out dismembered forms of "yes" 's and groans.

"So we gotta do this. It's only for uh..however long they want us to do it I suppose, since we're gonna be, or we'll have to be basically waking advertisements the entire time."

He stopped to let all of the men soak this information in.

"The RV they gave us has Fazbenders logo on it, and we all have to wear their "merch", so any backpacks you were thinking about bringing is a no because of that. "

"So, no you can't run back to your house to "get anything" since we're going right now. We have a budget so.."

All of them stood in silence, before Steven clapped.

"The truck is out back. I need to ehm.. do something first, so just go head out to the truck. "

Dave grabbed Jack's hand, before starting to head out.

Even if they definitely didn't want to do it there wasn't much of a choice, because of that stupid contract.

"I can't believe we have to do this, I wonder how it looks.."

Jack's question was answered when they saw the huge thing parked right by the dumpster.

It was primarily white with a giant "Freddy Fazbenders" logo slapped on. It was slightly titled.

They opened the door, and to both men's surprise it was kinda nice inside.

It had two sets of bunk beds, and unusable and a door off to the side leading into the steering area thing. The bedsheets were Fazbenders themed aswell.

Just then, Ronaldo, Jimbo, and Matt came in aswell.

"Huh."

Ronaldo pointed at the kitchen, smiling a little.

"There's a rusty ol kitchen, guess I'll be the chef here aswell..."

"Yeah I guess so. "

That was when Jack noticed that there were only four beds. And five of them.

Then, if magic, Steven came in.

"Hey employees, what do you think?"

"There's only four beds."

"Oh yeah... Fazbenders didn't wanna spend extra money so they figured two people could uh ...pair up..."

All of the men looked at eachother.

"Me an' Sportsy here can pair up, we're just homies anyways!"

Steven looked over at Jack.

"Are you uh... good with that, Employee?"

"I suppose sure..."

"Well then, we should probably get started with the driving then, I am the only one allowed to..the rest of you all can just do whatever until it's night and we park somewhere. "

They all nodded as Steven walked off into the cockpit.

All of them were silent.

Dave looked around a little after they had gotten on the road, while Ronaldo was "Inspecting" the kitchen.

He managed to find a game of uno.

675 words, just wanted to get this out real quick, hopefully other chapters will be longer.

EDIT: I THOUGHT THIS WAS PUBLISHED FOR LIKE MULTIPLE HOURS BUT IT WASN'T IM SO SORRY 😭