Dsaf: Road trip edition

fallen down

Undertale reference in the title because Undertale is something I'm very interested in rn

DOWN IN OHIO SWAG LIKE OHIO

Anyway mental breakdown over with warnings/info
- very strong language (this is the last warning not putting this here again)
- smoking
- drugs
- nsfw jokes/mentions/implications but nothing actually serious or smut (yet, there WILL be smut at some point)

As Dave clutched onto Jack's body when the RV stopped shaking, neither of them could help it when both of their faces turned beet red as they squirmed off of eachother [basic highschool Disney movie core]

Eventually, Steven got out of the cockpit to explain.

"We're stopping at the gas station- if you guys wanna spend money there I don't really care so just go ahead."

He walked out of the car as all of the men kinda just stood there awkwardly.

"Sportsy, wanna get some stuff?"

"Uh- sure, we should probably get like clothes on though.."

After getting dressed, Dave in a Freddy Fazbender hoodie and his black jeans from the other day, and Jack wearing his light lilac dress shirt and Fazbenders themed shorts.

Ah yes, a dress shirt and a shitty pizzeria's shorts. What a great combination.

Either way, they both walked into the gas station. The employee was deeply asleep and there were no cameras.

Dave snatched three plastic bags, filling them with cigarettes, chips, a lot of sour gummy candy, and some beer.

Jack stuffed some cigarettes and a ring pop in his pockets, before they both headed out and back into the RV.

Ronaldo was in the kitchen doing something and Jimbo and Matt were back asleep.

"Heh, we gatta lot of stuff Old Sport.."

"Hell yeah we did, wanna get more? I betcha that employees still sleeping"

"Of course!"

They went out again, Steven still filling up the RV.

He didn't care enough to pay attention to what the two colorful men were doing, nor did he question when they came back out with a lot of stuff.

Dave had two cases of beer stacked on top of eachother and some plastic bags full of even more cigarettes and candy.

In comparison, Jack wasn't much better. He had stolen some beers aswell as some microwave ramen noodles, gum, soda and alcohol, some chips and some cans of various things like Mac n cheese and soup.
(He got a can opener too btw)

Once they had successfully hidden their stash in the backpacks Steven had given them, aswell as under the bed and in the covers, they sat on their bed.

Eventually the conversation shifted to marital status and family life.

"So you uh...got a missus, Sportsy?"

"Pft, how blatant. No, I don't, do you?"

"Nope~"

"Well, do you have any siblings, Dave?"

"Not any that I know of, you?"

"I.. had a few.. but uh.. anyways, what did you steal at the gas station?"

Just as Dave was about to answer, Steven came in. 

"Oh uh- hey employees, we're driving to a beach of sorts, so it'll be a while untill we get there...you two, tell the other three when they get up or something"

He then headed into the cockpit and the RV started up as they began driving.

"What did I get? Oh just some basic stuff, a buncha beers, some cigs, some sour gummy candy, what 'bout you, Old Sport?"

"Oh, also some beers and cigs, some cans of food and microwave ramen since... well I don't think many like Fazbender pizza. Uhh let's see...some soda, chips, gum.."

"Nice, wanna see if there's anything well.. decent in the kitchen? Since we don't wanna run outta that canned stuff, doubt we'll get a chance to steal like that 'gain.."

"Sure, sounds good to me Dave, I think Ronaldo is doing something in the kitchen anyways"

Both men jumped off the bed as they headed into the kitchen.

It smelled like Fazbenders.

A lot like Fazbenders.

Ronaldo was kinda just staring at the pizza, seemingly not knowing what to do with it.

"Uhh..hey Ronaldo, we're driving to the beach, and do ya mind if we can get some 'izza?"

"Sure."

He handed them a full platter, and as disgusting as it looked they knew there wasn't much of a choice.

Either waste all of the canned stuff and actually edible food now and suffer later, or try to spread it out so it's not as bad.

They went back to the main room, sitting on the floor as they began to chomp maliciously into the shitty pizza.

Dave quickly stuffed it into his large mouth as Jack slowly ate it, watching him in a homie-like matter.

Because they were just homies. Not deeply I love with eachother or something. That would be gay. (/Sar)

Eventually, they finished and took it back into the kitchen where Ronaldo was just looking deeply into the fridge, seemingly in love.

Both of them were weirded out a little, but Dave just quietly put the plate down as they walked out slowly, backwards.

Neither of them knew what to do at this point.

Jimbo and Matt were surprisingly still sleeping, and why would they wake them up? Especially Matt. Ew Matt.

Dirty thoughts crept into Dave's mind as he eventually pushed them away.

"Wanna eat some of that candy Old Sport? Whoever's face scrunches up first loses?"

"Sounds good to me, Dave."

Dave pulled out some mildly sour candy, opening it up.

It was shaped like worms.

Jack tossed it into his mouth without a reaction besides smirking at Dave.

"This is the best you got?"

"Ya gatta rise the ranks, Sportsy!" 

"Right right...next one then.."

Dave opened the next bag.

This one's super super sour, I'm sure he'll lose at this..

"Here, let's eat em at the same time 'right?"

"Alright, 3, 2, 1..."

Both men threw the candies in their mouths and Jack couldn't help but scrunch up his face.

"Holy fuck that one was sour- didn't you say something about "rising the ranks" or whatever??"

"Yeah but you still lost so I win, hah."

Jack looked off to the side, before eating some of the candy from the first bag again.

"Dave,do you wanna just like...go back to sleep?"

"Yes."

Both of them threw off their clothes and got underneath the covers and cuddled to the bumping of the RV.

1065 words, ehh it's alright but id rather more.

Anyways, any ideas for what they can do in the in-betweens would be helpful.

also Jimbo and Matt basically got up 5 minutes after the davesport went to sleep, you can imagine what you want with what they did ig.