God damnit

Well, That Happened

<this> = me, the author

"This" = someone talking

"This" = someone whispering

"YOUTH!" = someone yelling to the high mountains like they just stubbed their toe

<this> = me talking after the chapter

So I'm not really going to update this often, and remember, this is just for entertainment, I really don't care if it's serious or not, I just kinda felt like writing this, anyways, let's get it

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First Person P.O.V

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Sooooooo.......

I figure some stuff out, about my powers and all that, and let me tell ya, I can do some wacky shit.

Like off the rails, physics cries in my presence, kind of wacky shit.

So do you know about gravity, y'know most of you studied at least a tiny bit about it, but yeah, the laws of gravity?

Yeah that doesn't apply to me apperantly.

Like I was just messing around with a deer, when all of a sudden, it's Y-axis just kinda flipped, so now its just walking on air, now as cool as that is, I thought that it would just fall out of the atmosphere, but no, it just floats apperantly.

Oh, and another time I ripped a hole in space and time, and ended up in high-school of the dead, yeah that was a wierd 30 minutes, but its actually kinda fun to just punch zombies, granted they pretty much ignored me, but still fun nonetheless.

Let's see, what else, hmm..............oh! I also erased a bit of the void, yeah, don't ask me how that works, I couldn't explain it even if I tried, but that caused a dimensional collapse, so I'm never doing that again

What else, oh yeah,, I gained a fuck ton of divinities, like I can actually feel them, the way they feel on my soul. Hmm, how do I describe that, oh! Think of how an engraved piece of metal feels, but make it kind of watery, it's a wierd feeling, but, eh, I don't really care.

And, mind you, all of that happened in about 4 days. It's been a wierd 4 days, but it was also mildly entertaining, but now I'm bored, I have nothing to do.

Well, that happened anyways, Ias I was recounting the past 4 days, I have been walking in the forrest I found myself in when I returned from hotd.

Issac: "I've been walking through this forest I'm in for atleast 4 hours, how large is this place"

Right as I was about to complain about it, I hear crying, it sounds like a little kid, hmm, should I help?

Okay, Do I actually care? No, but am I gonna help? Yes, why? Because, as I said, I'm bored

And so I start walking towords the sound of a crying child, oh lord do I not like children.

Issac: "this is gonna be a pain"

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Time skip: 10 minutes

First Person P.O.V

finaly, after all that walking, I come up into a small clearing, maybe about 20 feet in diameter, and in the middle, is a large oak tree, with a few boulders surounding they're and a small stream behind it.