God damnit

i went from mortal, to god, to a father

<this> = me, the author

"This" = someone talking

'This' = someone thinking

"This" = someone whispering

"Bitch!" = probably painful screaming

<another one, inspiration does wonders, oh and, I own now of the pictures, they belong to those who made them, just had to say that, alright, enjoy!>

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First Person P.O.V

Time skip: 1 week

Hey there, it's me again, so it's been about a week, and I've done some things, whether they were stupid things, or brilliant things, that has yet to be seen

Why is that? Well its because I pretty much found the bandits that ransacked the town, and proceeded to, quite literally, drop a M.O.A.B on top of their camp, which left a crater big enough to leave a small lake in <M.O.A.B means mother of all bombs by the way>

So that was a thing, I also met ellahine, or Ella for short, she's a really sweet girl, Cade is pretty much her pet pit bull, and Zane is now albino, I'll explain why with a flash back

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Flashback
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We had just woken up from last night's rest, cade was hiding from me, probably because I still had the fire poker, and that's when Ella woke up

Ella: "h-huh, where am i?"

She slowly starts getting up, but tumbles downwards, or she would have had I not caught her mid stumble

Archimedes: "hello there!"

Ella: "Uh, h-hi there, w-who are you?"

If you want a description, she's about 5 ft., has grey hair, two cat ears and a tail, and is very slim, she also has bright ass red eyes that I'm pretty sure are actually Jess, cause there's no way those are regular eyes

Archimedes: "my name's Archimedes! But you can call me ark instead, now if you're wondering, your brother is somewhere around here, hiding"

Ella: "wh- *cough* *cough* why is he hiding?"

Archimedes: "because he's a coward and doesn't want to admit he was wrong"

Ella: "oh"

I put her back on her feet and then turn around on my heel

Archimedes: "*cough* CADE! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!"

And out comes Cade, scurrying his way over

Archimedes: "Jesus, there you are you little rat! Now, you wanna finally admit that I'm a God, or will you be stubborn?"

I start giving him the death stare, and he finaly speaks up

Cade: "okay! Okay! I-I was wrong! There, are you happy now!"

Archimedes: "yes, very much, now say hi to your sister"

I push Ella infront of me, and then Cade starts acting like a puppy, its almost adorable

Archimedes: "Zane! Come here!"

Zane walks up to me with some berries in his hands

Archimedes: "hey, do you know where the bandits came from?"