God damnit

Everything you need to kill and more!

<this> = me, the author

"This" = someone talking

'This' = someone thinking

"This" = someone whispering

"FUCKA!" = someone cursing a robber

<I don't know where the inspiration is coming from, but I'm not complaining, oh and, I don't own any pictures, videos, or original works I put in, just so I don't get sued, cause I don't have the money for that>

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Time skip: 2 hours

First Person P.O.V

So I've been wondering around the city, trying to think of what I can do, when I see someone putting up a for sale sign on a three story building

Archimedes: "hello there friend, what's with the sign?"

The man turns around, and gives me a sad smile

Man: "I'm selling this place, I'm getting to old to keep it going"

Archimedes: "and this place is what exactly?"

Man: "it used to be my forge, it's sad to see the place go, but I'm just too old for this shit"

*sniff* *sniff* I smell a buisness opertinity!

Archimedes: "well, if you're selling it, then how about I but it?"

He looks at me, confused

Man: "not to be rude, but do you even have money on ya lad?"

Second time now, *sigh*

Archimedes: "first off, don't call me lad, I'm probably older than your family lineage, and second, yes I have money, just not valis"

Man: "and how do you suppose your older than 3,000 years of fine craftsmanship skills?"

Archimedes: "because God hood does that to people"

He just blankly stares at me, with realization slowly appearing in his eyes.

Man: "did I just call a God a kid?"

I nodded

Man: "*cough* anyways, what kinda money do you have?"

I pull out 10 gold coins

Archimedes: "I have this"

He stares at it, then at me, all the while a grin finds its way onto his face

Man: "shit! For that much? Hell yeah!"

I hand over the gold, and walk inside while the man walks away, smiling gleefully

So now I own a blacksmith shop, not too bad, it has a store front, with the back being the forge, I check upstairs and see it's all empty except for the basic furniture, this place is relatively close to the dungeon, so that's a plus

I go back downstairs into the store front, and snap my fingers, setting up a bounded field, and then clap twice

*clap* *clap*