Lupin the Third Smuts

Lupin x Male Reader (Shy Little Thief)

~~~request from GundhamTanaka_xMe

My Shy Little Thief

M*sturbation/Top Lupin/Dirty Talk/SMUT

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   You were apart of his group getting away with the stolen cash from the nearby bank before heading off into the streets in the yellow fiat.  Holding the large bag of money in the back seat next to the dark haired samurai, you were slightly hesitant looking out the window.  Jigen flicked his cigarette out the window as the red jacketed man drove the car hitting the gas.  Lupin calls back to you, "You doin' good back there pal?" Turning your head you simply nodded, "It's all here."  The car took a sharp turn as you heard sirens wailing from behind you and an angry Inspector yelling through a megaphone.  The driving gave you a little headache  but all of you were in a hurry to get away from Zenigata.  Eventually you lose him and the police force, which was something Lupin was very good at; being an escape artist.   

   Soon you all were driving through some tightly packed streets and park the yellow car beside a building.  All of you got out of the car except Goemon who stayed behind in case anyone came around to find them.  Lupin took the bag of cash out of your arms and brought it into the apartment place taking the stairs up to your guys' room.  Jigen lit another cigarette, "I suggest you evenly count it all, I'll get real pissed if you cut me short Lupin."  the hatted gunman said in his gruff voice.  The thief rolled his eyes, "Don't worry, your always so serious!"  He unlocks the door and enters the large apartment room.  He sets down the bag of money and slips his hands in his pockets going to the window to check on the car from above.  The Samurai still meditated inside of the car.

   He swung his head around to you with a grin, "You haven't said much since we've gotten here, what's goin on with ya?"  Your eyes darted to his hesitantly, "It's nothing really, just still a little tense from getting away from them with the cash.  Killed a couple guys just to run out of there on time."  The side burned man raised a brow, "Hm, really? Well it's all fine now, they won't find us here that's for sure, and if they do Goemon will take care of them."  He chuckled with his long grinned smile.  His hands opened up the bag as it was filled with stacks of cash together, he took out a wad of cash and throws it to you,  you caught it with one hand, "This is all I get?!" Lupin snickered, "Of course not I was just messing with you silly!" 

    You turn red in embarrassment, the thief tipped his head in confusion, "You get really flushed often, the hells a matter with you?"  Slightly offended you turn your head away from looking at him and towards the living room where the hatted gunman laid on the couch asleep smoking.  Then Lupin sets the bag down and walks over to you, "You're a shy thief aren't you?"  "Hmph, I'm not, I was just taken by surprise, I don't really like to be messed with that's all." You huffed in his face as your cheeks were still pink.  Lupin's grin was shitfaced, his dark sideburns and soft hair, and his skin looked smooth, all these features made you feel attracted him in a toxic way almost.  Without even knowing for a moment as you were staring into his dark eyes.

   The red jacketed thief smirked before he pulled in your face and kissed you forcefully, you almost tripped back in surprise and push him away.  "What the fuck man?!" You hissed quietly.  Lupin sniggered, "You like that don't you?  I have my ways with men too y'kno, so why don't you help me separate all this cash?"  You mumbled as you went back to the bag and started to help the sly gentleman thief divide all the money.  Still flustered by the kiss you could help but acknowledge his face and how handsome he was,...damnit, he was one fine bastard.  Looking back down Lupin's eyes darted up to you as you parted the stacks of cash aside, "You're pretty cute for a shy thief Y/N."  Gasping softly you lifted your head up in surprise, "I-...what makes you say that?"