Dark humor for your introverted self

Dark stuff

What makes sad people jump?
Bridges.

Why can't you check out a book on how to comment suicide?
Cause there's a strict return policy

So I saw a kid crying the other day and I asked him 'hey man, where your parents at?'
And that's how I lost my job at the orphanage..

What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can't be found.

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a home page.

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.