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This is a collection of thirty one oneshots for each day of October. The prompts are from the Weak Hero Discord.

Day 16: Salt

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by ShuichiAkaiKaishi

by ShuichiAkaiKaishi

"EVIL BE GONE!"

Donald screamed and fell to the ground.

"It worked!" Ben cheered. "See, Gogo, I told you that it'd work!"

"OH MY FUCKING GOD IT BURNS!"

"I told you that throwing purification salt at Donald Na will defeat him," Ben puffed up his chest with pride.

"MY EYES! THEY BURN!"

"You threw it into his eyes!" Alex shouted. "Of course it'll hurt him!"

"KINGSLEY BRING ME TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL!"

"Yeah, Ben," Gerard added. "If you had salt thrown into your eyes, you'd react the same way,"

"No I wouldn't," Ben denied. "Purification salt only hurts Donald because he's evil. I'm not evil. Watch,"

"Ben don't—"

He grabbed a handful of salt and threw it into his own eyes. Immediately, Ben collapsed to the ground and writhed in pain. "IT BURNS!"

In the end, both Donald and Ben were dragged to the hospital.

"Since the purification salt affected me," Ben, who was placed in the same hospital room as Donald, pondered out loud. "Does this mean I'm evil?"

"You threw salt into my eyes and almost blinded me!" Donald snapped. "Yes, you're evil!"