A/n (hey, "the red halo" is out I hope you go read it, I would really appreciate if you. so go check it out)
(y/n) was eating lunch with elira, vox, fulger, and enna
Vox: So how are you two love birds so far?
(y/n): it's good so far
Elira: yeah we're happy with each
Fulger: You know, I didn't think you two would ever be a thing but I'm still proud of you two.
Enna: I'm just going to get to the point, how does it feel to cock block your own brother?
Vox: enna!
Enna: what? We're all thinking about it.
Fulger: yeah dude, (y/n) basically cock block his own brother.
Vox: That is true, but we shouldn't ask them that so abruptly.
(y/n): whao whao whao, i did not cock block my own brother.
Elira: Yeah, you did.
Fulger: and even if it is not true, you can't deny the fact that you stole his girl.
(y/n): that may be true but i don't think i cock block him.
Then kiara and calli showed up and sat next to them
Calli: hey so i heard the news, i just want to say i'm proud of you elira and (y/n) for being in a relationship.
Elira: Thank you.
Kiara: Anyways, how does it feel to cock block your own brother?
Calli: kiara!
(y/n): I did not cock block my own brother!
Calli: You basically did dude.
(y/n): alright everyone in this goddamn cafeteria, how many of you think i just cock block my own brother?!
Everyone in the cafeteria including the lunch ladies raise their hands
(y/n): Jesus christ.
Enna: dude just accept the fact that you cock block your own brother.
Fulger: That reminds me. How is your brother Kan, I haven't seen him for a while?
(y/n): yeah i'm not sure either, i haven't seen him.
Vox: dude your brother is salty as fuck right now.
(y/n): anyways, how's selen and millie, they seem to change a bit?
Enna: i don't know, that fucking bitch is starting scare me every second.
Fulger: and selen has also been more scary lately too.
Vox: this has been happening after elira confesses her love to (y/n). Coincidence, i think not.
(y/n): Look, that's future me's problem and I don't give two shits about future me.
(y/n) then got a message from ozpin
Calli: Is that kan?
(y/n): no it's ozpin, he needs me for something important, i'll see you guys in the next class, but first.
(y/n) then kissed elira then (y/n) grabbed his portal gun and left
Elira: He's the best thing that has happened to me.
(y/n) was now at ozpin's office and saw ozpin, glynda, ironwood, and some old guy
(y/n): what up you big fucking nerds, i'm here, what you need?
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ActionKan was always the favorite child that everyone liked, and no one liked (y/n) and everyone always compared him to Kan, it didn't help that he didn't have a semblance or aura and because also mythical being that were consider normal, so that mean tha...
