the smartest mortal alive (discontinue)

gura and (y/n) adventure

Gura was walking to Amelia's room. She wanted to go on an adventure with Amelia, like always. It has been a few days and she really wanted to spend time with her. When gura was at Amelia's room, she kicked down the door like always, and went inside Amelia's room. Then she ran up to Amelia who was still looking for ema.

Gura: hey ame! I was thinking we should go on an amelia and gura adventure! We still haven't finished half of the adventures on this list.

Gura then pulled out a huge list of adventures she wanted to do. The list is really long. Like as long as a football field.

Amelia: I can't gura. I'm still busy looking for ema.

Gura: come on ame! She hasn't done anything for a while so she probably isn't doing anything!

Amelia: she's probably planning something, so that's why i have to find her.

Gura: Then who is going to go on adventures with me?

Amelia: go ask calli or kiara or ina, i'm bust right now.

Gura: But they're on a mission right now!

Amelia: then go ask (y/n)! Have a gura and (y/n) adventurers! Leave me alone! I'm busy!

Amelia yelled at Gura in annoyance then went back to work.

Gura: stinky!

Gura then left Amelia's room. She was annoyed by amelia. She went down to (y/n) room so she can ask if he wants to go on any adventure with her. She marched down his room and when she got there, she tried to kick down the door but she ended up hurting her foot. She screamed in pain and grabbed her foot which was still in pain.

Gura: Why did I think kicking (y/n)'s door was a good idea!

Then (y/n)'s door opens by itself. Gura then enters (y/n)'s room. She looked around for a bit. She saw blueprints for a fancy suit and bow tie. She then saw (y/n) wearing a black suit and was typing in his computer

(y/n): what do you want gura?

Gura: oh, well i wanted to know if you wanted to go on some adventures with me?

(y/n): I'm not sure if I want to. I am busy with something.

Gura: What are you busy with?

(y/n): Well, I'm trying to make my own perfume.

Gura: why?

(y/n): Well in 8 hours I'm going on a date with my girlfriends and I want to smell really good for them, so I'm trying to make a perfume that would smell like anything depending on the person. For example if someone who likes the smell of flowers were to smell this, then the perfume would smell like a flower while it would also smell like something different for someone who likes different a smell.

Gura: can't you just buy a normal perfume?

(y/n): fuck you for asking that. Normal things are for normies and I am not a normie.

Gura: yeah that's pretty obvious.

(y/n): yeah i know, so what adventure did you want to go?

Gura: Well, knowing too long, I'm pretty sure most of the adventures on my list won't be too long.

(y/n): show me this list then.

Gura then pulled at her list, then it lengthen out to the length of a football field.

(y/n): Gura what the fuck.

Gura: I promise you most of these adventures aren't that long. Can we just do some of these adventures?