Requested by: @wein
Similar to Kokichi most days, you had woken up and chose violence. Padding down the stairs, you crept towards the ajar door of Shuichi's home office. Your blue-haired boyfriend was bent over a file, heavily focused on the case. Since his mind was so preoccupied, he never noticed your soft steps, not until your arms wrapped around him.
"(Y/n), you scared me!" he exclaimed, letting out a soft laugh and patting your hand absentmindedly. "How did you sleep?"
When you slipped away from his touch, his brow knitted in confusion, and he turned around in time to notice your quickly retreating form.
"U-uh, is something the problem?" he anxiously called after you, relaxing when you let out a string of laughter. "...At least, there doesn't seem to be an emergency. Did Kokichi manage to convince them to prank me?"
Waving his hand in the air, Shuichi moved back to his case, opting to hold back his curious thoughts until he finished a certain section.
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"How are ya doin', crackerjack?" the purple-haired teen asked, his face exploding in an enthusiastic grin at the sight of you. He was laying on the balcony, enjoying the sunny day.
"Pretty good. Could I have some of your Panta for a sec?" you answered, grabbing the glass bottle from his extended hand. "Thanks for that!"
"Am I your favorite now?" Kokichi asked, his legs swinging back and forth. "I don't think Shumai would have shared his drink so easily~"
"You're on the same level as Shuichi," you replied, leaning down to poke him on the head. "Anyways, I gotta go!"
"Wait, give me back my Panta!" Kokichi called out, only receiving a mischievous chuckle from you. "You wanted some of my Panta, didn't you? At least, they're becoming a better liar from learning from me."
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"What in the world have you been giving them?" Shuichi asked, his eyes flicking up from the book he was reading.
Kokichi paused, his arms placed behind his head and purple eyes focused on his blue-haired boyfriend. A smile crossed his face as a giggle left him. He moved to flop on the couch, laying his head on Shuichi's lap.
"You know, I could ask the same thing from you, Shumai. They've been poking me and leaving the entire day~"
"You're not lying... Are you?"
"Aww, why would I lie to you?" Kokichi's lips pouted as Shuichi stared at him. "I mean, you're the detective. Shouldn't you know that I'm not lying?"
"I can never tell with you," Shuchi murmured, his face screwing up in thought. "I don't think you're lying this time. Is (Y/n) trying to mess with us?"
"Ooh, that sounds fun~" Kokichi replied, placing a finger on Shuchi's lips to silence him. "You know, what would be even more entertaining?"
"Do I want to know?"
"Sure you do!"
"What...?"
" Revenge ."
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You stretched out your sore muscles as you pulled on your pajamas, tired from the day of bothering your boyfriends. For all of the number of pranks that Kokichi (and a rather hesitant Shuchi) had pulled on you, it only seemed fair that you would get payback. As you walked into the bedroom, you noticed that your boyfriends still hadn't gotten ready for bed. Eyebrow knitted in confusion, you padded out to the living room, eyes looking at every point.
"Hey, guys?" you called out, letting out a yelp when two pairs of lips pressed against your cheeks. Your hand connected with the nose of one of the perpetrators. You hurriedly rushed to the light switch, eyes landing on a disoriented Shuichi that clutched his nose.
Kokichi, rather than helping his partner in crime, hysterically laughed and pointed at the detective.
"Kichi, aren't you going to help him?" you asked, moving forward to check Shuichi's face for any damage.
"Relax, (Y/n). You didn't even hit him that hard. He's just a little shocked. Aren't ya, Shumai?"
When Shuichi nodded in response, a relieved sigh left you as you placed a kiss on the side of his lips.
"You two are idiots, you know?" you commented, eyes glancing over at Kokichi, who was still shaking with laughter.
"We're just as much an idiot as you are, darling," Kokichi quickly responded, moving forward to wrap his arms around you and Shuichi.
You rolled your eyes as you ruffled Kokichi's hair and kissed his cheek.
"Then, how about we stop being idiots and cuddle?" you asked, massaging your temples. "I don't know how you guys can run around and pull pranks on me. It's absolutely exhausting-"
