The Astronauts Oneshots

Elliot X Samy

Samy's alarm went off and she woke up with a loud yawn. She looked over to her side and saw Elliot fast asleep. She ran over to her desk and grabbed one of her water pouches and poured it on Elliot and immediately laid back down. Elliot woke up with a gasp and Samy bit back her laughter as she was acting. Elliot looked over towards Samy and sighed. He played punched her in the shoulder and she winced a little.

~Samy's Cabin~

Elliot - (grunts) I know your faking Sawyer. You can get up now.

Samy - (opens eyes and giggles) Morning baby! Slept well?

Elliot - Not really since I was woken up with water to the face and I've been being pranked for the past week.

Samy - (laughs) I'm sorry. I had to do it. I couldn't resist. It's just too funny!

Elliot - This is the 20th time you've pranked me. I thought a ghost poured that water on my face. Then I thought about you.

Samy - (giggles and says in awe) Aww baby, I'm always in your head. That's nothing new.

Elliot - (groans) I appreciate you being in my head.

Samy - Sorry baby. Couldn't stop that one.

Elliot - You have a serious problem.

Samy - Well I can't help it!

Samy smiled playfully, kissed him on the cheek and skipped happily out the door. Elliot had enough of Samy's games. It's tiring already. It was time for revenge. He knew the perfect person to ask for help to make this work. Once Samy was gone Elliot went straight to Doria's cabin. He knocked on the door.

~Doria's Cabin~

Doria - Come in!

Elliot - (opens door) Hey Doria.

Doria - Hey. What's up?

Elliot - I need a favor.

Doria - Sure. What kind of favor?

Elliot - I want to pull a prank on Samy.

Doria - (smirks) A prank? What type of prank?

Elliot - Well remember when she pranked me so hard last week?

Doria - Yeah I remember. The biggest prank ever that almost made you explode.

Elliot - (rolls his eyes) Yeah yeah. That one. Well I want to get revenge.

Doria - Alright. I'm in. What are you gonna do?

Elliot - I want to make her think I'm cheating on her.

Doria - And I'm assuming that person is going to be me?

Elliot - Yep. We're not going to have a real connection though. We'll just fake it.

Doria - Ok. So what's the plan?

Elliot - We will be in my cabin together waiting for Samy to come to the galley. Then when she's near by, you'll get on top of me and we'll just called each other cute names like me and Samy do all the time. And we'll have to look like we're about to kiss.

Doria - That sounds like a plan. One thing though.

Elliot - What?

Doria - How will we know when Samy's near by?

Elliot - I can just ask Matilda to track Samy on my computer.

Doria - (smirks) Seems like you got everything done. You've got the upper hand El.

Elliot - (smirks) I've been planning this for a while. It has to work.

Doria - I'm on board.

Elliot - Thanks for doing this. I really appreciate it. You're the only person I can rely on to make this work.