I'm sorry, I just had to...
Waiter: Hi, what can i get you?
Aru: Yeah, hi, can i get a double shot depresso?
Waiter: ...
Waiter: Ma'am, you mean the double shot espresso, right?
Aru: No, why?
Waiter: *whispers into his phone* 911, we've got an insane lunatic on the loose...
Aru: *offended*
YOU ARE READING
Aru Shah Oneshots
FantasyAruden, Snake of death and BrynnexHira stories and casual Potato stuff. I honestly just am writing Aruden short stories though, so fun. If you have any requests, just ask :)
