Heyyy peeps! I haven't updated 'cause I got a writers block for a while and I couldnt think of anything... Anyways, let's get right into this.
Aiden: Okay Aru, what do we say when we want to jump off a bridge?
Aru: *thinking hard*
Aru: Yeet
Aiden: NO
Nikita: I'm gonna strangle you
Brynne: You're not tall enough
Nikita: You've sunk low enough for me to reach
Nikita and Sheela: Did you die?
Aru: Sadly, yes.
Aru: BUT I LIVED
Waiter: Hi, what can I get you?
Aru: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN
Waiter, absolutely shook: W-what?
Mini: She wants eggs
Aiden: How did you fail the science test? It was literally two questions!
Aru: Well one of the questions was "What is the smallest living thing?"
Nikita: It's a cell, stupid
Aru: IS THAT WHAT IT IS
Aru: I PUT MINI
Boo: IN ALL MY YEARS OF TEACHING, TELL ME WHY-
Aru: Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Brynne: Tell me why
Nikita: Ain't nothing but a mistake
Aru: Tell me why
Brynne: I never want to hear you say
Everyone: I want it that way
Aiden and Mini: *facepalm*
Credits go to the author of a specific Nevermoore fanfic that I can't quite remember, but yeah.
See you soon!
-Tisha
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Aru Shah Oneshots
FantasyAruden, Snake of death and BrynnexHira stories and casual Potato stuff. I honestly just am writing Aruden short stories though, so fun. If you have any requests, just ask :)
